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Sinio Zenkrat

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:00 pm


Ok guys... keep up the goods and soon you'lll be told who the winner is. biggrin
But I must say plz make them more longer or giving it your all, make them funnier.
Just so you could know what I mean:
"Your mom is so stupid, she bought a solar powerd flash light".
PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:50 pm


Halarious blonde joke. Not to be mean to blondes out there. smile
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:15 pm


man i gotto iwn or i will shiit my pants man gotta geta lol for lag over lag
not funny who care snot trying to be funny i just really need gay goldd for ic an have evrything thank you smile
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:37 pm


yo mama so dumb she broke into a police station and told them "im a hooker how much you pay?"

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unillusion

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:48 am


Lol whoa! I've never really won anything on Gaia before! THis is a first even being in third, I'm very happy and I really hope people liked my lame joke lol XD Thank you Sinio Zenkrat~! heart
PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:24 am


I`m Actually Shocked iWon! :O IRarely Win Stuff So It`s Kinda Suprising ^^ Especially 1st Place! IThought I`d Be 3rd Place Or Something... Thanks! ~ <3

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