Combat Tutoring

[Zahzi]

Well, it depends on your preference.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

...******** it.
Let's do both.

Now.
To think of a way to attack...

...I have nothing. gonk  

[Zahzi]

.......

*Enemy comes at you with a monkey wrench*  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Normally, I'd run, but this is combat training.
God damn it. . .

*pulls out a chainsaw*
Since it's going to be a tool fight, I'm picking my favorite tool in the garage~
*wildly slices at the air while the chainsaw runs*  

[Zahzi]

You see? We have learned our first lesson in combat.

*Enemy runs wildly away with its arms flailing in the air..*

The one with the bigger weapon usually wins~  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Okay... So what to do when I have the smaller weapon.

*puts down the chainsaw and picks up a screw driver*  

[Zahzi]

Well...

*Enemy charges at her again with the wrench*  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

*gets in a defensive position and readies herself to stab in the stomach*  

[Zahzi]

*Enemy...Let's call him Bob...*

*Bob goes for a downward strike, going for your skull*  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

*moves to the right slightly so the blow misses her head, hitting the left shoulder instead; thrusts screw driver into stomach*  

[Zahzi]

Alright. Contact made.

Lesson Number Two.
Making an opening.

Very good work.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Did I win? xd  

[Zahzi]

Still many lessons to go for you~  

[ProphecyEmpress]

Believable? How do I make it believable? D:  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Zahzi

Still many lessons to go for you~

Damn it.
What's next then?