Too much information (TMI)

[Mor Drakka]

Because of a combination of Depression and an overactive sex-drive I've been varying between spending roughly 3/4 of every day hard, and not being able to get it up at all, on a day to day basis.  

[Micarst]

Earlier today, at Walmart, my oldest son (3 years old) suddenly yelled, "Mommy I have to pee, my p***s is bigger! It's REALLY BIG!"

I thought I was going to die of embarrassment. Not about him having to pee or being overeager to let me know, but because he can't differentiate between an appropriate time to talk about his junk (like in private... or never, b/c it's very awkward).

I can't even imagine how much worse it would have been if he had used the term "erection" like his crazy daddy is trying to make him learn. I can understand wanting the boy to know all about his body and such, but if he goes to pre-K talking about these things, I sure as hell am not going to be the one explaining it to the PTA.  

[Kashinami-chan]

I once woke up naked and sore in the butt and not knowing were I was. I investigated and found out it was my friends house...I investigated more and saw used condoms in the restroom. I smelled them and they were fresh...So I got dressed and went to the kitchen. I opened the fridge and booze fell out and woke up my friends...we screamed and ran outside...they were still naked, luckily I put my clothes on and I was safe. Sad true story...I cried when I got home.  

[Ask Jappleack]

wow i made this thread AGES ago so i almost thought a hacker hacked my acount and made the thread i was like wtf XD  

[Kashinami-chan]

Ryu Kei Shou Kawazu

wow i made this thread AGES ago so i almost thought a hacker hacked my acount and made the thread i was like wtf XD

Well I though I am to make it come to life again...I guess.  

[Ask Jappleack]

Ever go to the bathroom and it smells like food? lol once my pee smelled like honeycomb cereal and my poo smelled like tuna and cheese sandwich XD

oh and once my dog farted and it smelled sweet for some reason XD  

[Kashinami-chan]

Ryu Kei Shou Kawazu

Ever go to the bathroom and it smells like food? lol once my pee smelled like honeycomb cereal and my poo smelled like tuna and cheese sandwich XD

oh and once my dog farted and it smelled sweet for some reason XD

Uh....>> Ok then...I never smeeled a good smelling fart....but what can I say....it gets there  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

On the food topic XD So Sometimes I will burp and it will taste like a food I haven't eaten in weeks. And then I'm hungry for it but its no where in cite that makes me mad because then I want it xD Like one time I believe it tasted like pizza or something which I don't get as often as I would like and I was pretty mad XD I wanted pizza dang it.

Yeah there are a lot of TMI experiences... I have experienced quite a few in my time and well yeah they are awkward. I think a kid screaming in walmart about his p***s is pretty bad but then again as a kid my dad told me my Uncle's name was Uncle butthead and of coarse I believed him... My uncle thought it was funny to it took me till about age 7 to realize his name wasn't Uncle Butthead...  

[Inver Malic]

I once used my best friends hair as dental floss...  

[Ask Jappleack]

Inver Malic

I once used my best friends hair as dental floss...

i tried to floss with my hair before but it just broke..  

[Kashinami-chan]

I did a blindfold kiss-off....the object was to blind yourself and look around to see who you can find and kiss the...sometime the kisses your butt our other places....it was fun but tough...guys only.  

[Saga Shadow]

TMI

I had a pimple on my pubic region that popped today. I now have a blood stain on my boxers.  

[Zefurr]

Cheteq

I did a blindfold kiss-off....the object was to blind yourself and look around to see who you can find and kiss the...sometime the kisses your butt our other places....it was fun but tough...guys only.

thats sound so fun!  

[Kashinami-chan]

Koribara furry

Cheteq

I did a blindfold kiss-off....the object was to blind yourself and look around to see who you can find and kiss the...sometime the kisses your butt our other places....it was fun but tough...guys only.

thats sound so fun!

Believe me it was way fun.  

[Zefurr]

i wouldve licked the butt whee