Atelier Kenton: The Alchemist of Byako

[DemonicShadowWolf]

either way somethings going down wif the jarian clan and its making me feel like a pawn ninja  

[SlashJX]

hehe i was reading prince of tennis... aanyway... i dont know. Maybe are are pawns.  

[Gottendamerung]

Just to let you know, Even if the Hunter leader is a femal, the one behind the computer is a Male...  

[SlashJX]

k.  

[Kenton Alkemi]

We're all pawns for the games the gods play. Look, they're over in Cori Celesti laughing at our misfortune...! gonk [/Discworld]  

[Kokuwagata]

*Looks up from a copy of 'The Joy of Snacks' o//__//o*

Huh?

lol  

[silentdraconis]

Unless your're Rincewind, then you're just the Lady's favorite trinket in a giant game of Chess. (or something analogous)
And I saaaayyyyy.....
He's a strange fella in green....  

[Jasae Bushae]

green? oh thats a relief 3nodding sweatdrop
*forgets he has green hair*  

[Kokuwagata]

So...how's that universal solvent coming along?*

(Alchemy reference)  

[Kenton Alkemi]

The solvent? Not very well, actually...

...."The Joy of Snacks"? What's that?  

[Kokuwagata]

Kenton Alkemi

The solvent? Not very well, actually...

...."The Joy of Snacks"? What's that?

Banned book, very rare. Very expensive. And very...naughty.  

[Kenton Alkemi]

...oh yeaaaah... I remember hearing about that book... It should be burned... eek  

[Kokuwagata]

But Nanny Ogg is a great writer! Mother Ogg's Tales for Tiny Folk is another masterpiece!  

[Kenton Alkemi]

Her cookbook wasn't much better... It teaches you how to make marzipan rats, eyeballs that are actually pickled onions, and even spotted d**k...  

[Kokuwagata]

Kenton Alkemi

Her cookbook wasn't much better... It teaches you how to make marzipan rats, eyeballs that are actually pickled onions, and even spotted d**k...

Mmm marzipan...

Anyways, I got an idea that could make an alchemist rich: an instant sword. You see, normally, swords are big, bulky and heavy. So what you do is you market a sealed metal vial with an airtight top. Inside you have mercury, and on top of the seal is a small, imperfect universal catalyst. It's like the legendary sorcerer's stone, but it's imperfect, so then you drop the catalyst inside, shake it for a few seconds, and then you open the vial and fling it like a whip! the result should be a jagged but useful sword of silver or steel. But i'm no alchemist, and I haven't tested it...