What would you randomly do if your boss fired you

[373s8f5789d30]

Be sad for a while, then wait about a year or more before getting up the courage to apply for another job.  

[serial_chiller]

what boss? he's already dead in a hole with duct tape and a knife on him  

[EnaLeFay]

impact445

EnaLeFay

Wow.. I think mine is the less brutal.. whee

lol its mkay yours was smart, bu if you gave me a ball of yarn i could have a sledge hammer party with my friends in his or her office for you ^^

I don't want to sleep in jail.. xd  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

rainofglory

I would slowly drive him insane by annoying him with an annoying sound. Where ever he goes I'll show up and just say nyaaa nyaaa nyaaa and wouldn't stop until he hired me again!!!1

Didn't that happen on American Dad?

I would......hm...spit in his face, step on his foot really hard, while he's distracted take his wallet and car keys, drive away in his BMW, find the nicest hotel in a 10 mile radius, party, go out for some really expensive sushi, go shopping, then return his wallet a week later with no money taken out then crash the car.

 

[rain the magician]

Silas Manner

rainofglory

I would slowly drive him insane by annoying him with an annoying sound. Where ever he goes I'll show up and just say nyaaa nyaaa nyaaa and wouldn't stop until he hired me again!!!1

Didn't that happen on American Dad?

I would......hm...spit in his face, step on his foot really hard, while he's distracted take his wallet and car keys, drive away in his BMW, find the nicest hotel in a 10 mile radius, party, go out for some really expensive sushi, go shopping, then return his wallet a week later with no money taken out then crash the car.

Yes it did. 3nodding  

[Toxic Pepper]

I would say: "OH YEAH?? WELL, I QUITT!!!"

 

[ClosedAcc450]

If my boss fired me I'll pants him and then take his money and walk away like nothing happened. mrgreen  

[myselfphobia]

I'd go to his/hers house late at night and trash his/hers car and then put bad stuff in his water on his/her night table to make him/her go away... forever! ... unless I meet him/her in hell lolz

*This is only if I had a boss and if he/she had a car and if they put water on their night tables  

[mihawk13]

Pants him, take his wallet while pantsing him, then tell him he was fired... from America!! Then when he least expected it, go to his house & start tapping on his windows, and sneak away before he could catch me... then call him while he was at work from a payphone & act like I'm calling for someone with the same name as him but use a fake accent to confuze him and then when he went home that afternoon due to lack of sleep & annoying prank calls all day I'd go to the office & tell everyone he hired me back then get some ppl to make it official then mention all his shortcomings on the job & take his position & then fire HIM!!!!!!!
twisted  

[A TOXIC JUJUBE]

I won't go as crazy as to kill him, getting myself jailed for life in the process, but I might do something stupid like:

1.) Back his car into the front door of the office. "I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR PARKING SPACE ... BOSS!!" wink

2.) Get someone to prank call his house with a bunch of "phone sex deals" (I've already got my friend getting messages from those places because he put in random words in his cell phone that we didn't even know were real company numbers)

3.) most random yet dumbest thing I'd do.... poke him and everyone in the office/company and yell "GET POKED B****ES!!!!!"  

[ClosedAcc450]

Go into his house at night and tight him up with rope and tape his mouth and drag him to the nearest lake and throw him in! twisted lol na jk. Before he drowns I'll throw in a life savor! ^^ and then move to mexico so he doesn't sue meh! eek  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Wow...no wonder he fired all of us.

 

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

Bring in the toilet zombies. Meeting dismissed. Show him who's boss. And me too, cuz now I don't know.  

[Luna Vacuus]

stare at him and say "see you tomarrow"
come back tomarrow dressed like someone else
take the job i lost
and go back to doing my job till he finds out, then kick him in the balls and murder him then take his job