For a Million Dollars

[Captain Kibby]

Pixel Eraser

I'd lick a public restroom up and down for a million dollars, assuming I didn't get a life threatening illness/disease. I'm willing to live with a non-fatal STD for a quick million.

Dude, So you'd live with herpes for a mil. No one would sleep with you, Hell i wouldn't touch your boxers. D:<  

[nannerbread]

would you run and operate an authentic baby bunny lucky foot factory?
yes. youd have to murder, skin and cut off baby bunny feets for the rest of eternity.  

[John Obake]

I wouldn't lick a toilet but I would shoot some fool.
Also I would kick a bears a**. I'd hit him so hard he'd learn English just so he could say 'Ho Damn!' Then I would chew through his chest to his heart and eat it so I could gain it's power.At this point I'd be a millionaire who could call upon bear powers.

Bear-man.  

[Fire 0ak]

@ nannerbread: I couldn't do that for my whole life. That's terrible.

Would you get a tattooed portrait of richard simons on your forehead and keep it for 10 years without ever covering it for a million dollars?  

[John Obake]

You should have said 'No Homo' after that. No I wouldn't.
Would you do this?
 

[That Shroomin Stoner]

....a million dollars won't cure aids! gonk crying gonk crying

But wait....in this scenario how drunk am I?


Would you get this done to your face for a million dollars?
 

[Fire 0ak]

Sure I'd do that, then I'd use some of the million to restore my face.

Would you Walk or drive a car through L.A.'s gang districts with a shirt/car with clear bold text(front back and side): 'F*&k Your Gang B@7c#!'(uncensored of course) 2 hours a day, between 10am-4pm for 5 consecutive days for a mil?
You have to be constantly moving through different streets for the 2 hours of each day. You may bring one friend, someone you already know personally. twisted  

[Caboosers]

That Shroomin Stoner

....a million dollars won't cure aids! gonk crying gonk crying

But wait....in this scenario how drunk am I?


Would you get this done to your face for a million dollars?

I'd rather suck a d**k than do that... XDD  

[water_spirit]

gonk

I would drive the car, if it's on back especially. I've been broke with no tags so I would use the other cars to cover me when I could. Plus I can drive pretty well, if I was somehow in a chase I have confidence that I could out drive an idiot.

Would you live without electronics? Save for lights/heating. Like no computer, no tv, no phone, ect.  

[John Obake]

All the things I like are electronical. So no Probably not.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

water_spirit

gonk

I would drive the car, if it's on back especially. I've been broke with no tags so I would use the other cars to cover me when I could. Plus I can drive pretty well, if I was somehow in a chase I have confidence that I could out drive an idiot.

Would you live without electronics? Save for lights/heating. Like no computer, no tv, no phone, ect.

I would...but as soon as I got the mil I'd buy a bunch of the latest high tech gizmos and run away and build a mansion somewhere where they wont find me and my horde.

Would you give up your freedom for a mil? Meaning you would even have someone telling you how and what to spend your money on. You would no longer be able to chose anything for yourself.  

[Baine Oritaga]

Yes I would cus after I got the million I would kill the b***h and take their money too. twisted

Would you have sex with a rotten corpse for a million dollars?  

[The Queen of Fantasy]

TOTALLY NO!! THAT'S JUST SICK!

Would you live in a ghost town with absolutely no human contact for a year for a million dollars?  

[John Obake]

The Queen of Fantasy

TOTALLY NO!! THAT'S JUST SICK!

Would you live in a ghost town with absolutely no human contact for a year for a million dollars?

Whats the downside? xp
Would you never eat cake again? Just never have cake. For the rest of your life?  

[water_spirit]

John Obake

The Queen of Fantasy

TOTALLY NO!! THAT'S JUST SICK!

Would you live in a ghost town with absolutely no human contact for a year for a million dollars?

Whats the downside? xp
Would you never eat cake again? Just never have cake. For the rest of your life?

I'd do it. Sadly.
But I'd make the best most decadent muffins ever. wink