The Dare Thread

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

sinazcotI

Thedevilmaster

I dare the next person to tell me a funny joke.

"A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. The chicken says, 'He's got the bill.'"

rofl

Okay, I dare you to tell one funnier. rolleyes

In Heaven the engineers are German, the lovers are French and comedians are American, in Hell, the comedians are German, the engineers are French and the lovers are American XD

I dare you to make a funny avi  

[Thedevilmaster]

Ok...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

I dare the next person to go to Google Maps and get directions from Japan to China and look at #41.
 

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

Done! XD Jet ski

I dare the next person to quote a line from a movie they like and post what movie its from  

[Thedevilmaster]

I dare the next person to donate 1 gold to anybody on this page.
 

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

Thedevilmaster

I dare the next person to donate 1 gold to anybody on this page.

******** yeah! Love that movie, just watched it last night too........weird

Ok done.

I dare the next person to quote a line from a cheesy pop song  

[a quantum of frou frou]

Creepy Kuro Neko

I dare the next person to quote a line from a cheesy pop song

I don't know what "cheesy" is supposed to connote. (I might even be misunderstanding "pop song".) How's this?

"Tonight I'm going to break away,
Just you wait and see.
I'll never be imprisoned by,
A faded memory."

(Poco - "Crazy Love")







(Maybe that's not what Kuro had in mind. I'll try to do better if you'd let me know.)

In honor of nothing in particular, the next poster will receive the "free dare" special!
Just post, and you'll be sent a small gift of appreciation! heart  

[Thedevilmaster]

"Free dare" special? Nothing's free! What's the catch!?
I dare the next person to make a creative idea of what the catch could be.
 

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

Um.....the catch is you have to help him clean up the house he trashed while house sitting before the home owners come home in 3 hrs

I dare the next person to bite someone

sinazcotI

I don't know what "cheesy" is supposed to connote. (I might even be misunderstanding "pop song".) How's this?

(Maybe that's not what Kuro had in mind. I'll try to do better if you'd let me know).

You did good. All I ment was a song that comes off as annyoing yet for some reason still draws some people in  

[a quantum of frou frou]

*all night working on it*






"The Gaia Pageant announces 'The Dare Thread' will be the finalist from Xtreme Skilled Knights in the beauty competition, and Thedevilmaster is the guild representative in the panel of judges, until this sordid matter is unearthed by envious threads in 'Chatterbox', and we're disqualified. . .

. . . until 'The Truth Thread' steps up and aces every category, bringing the guild fame and fortune, and proving, 'Truth is beauty,' and, 'Vincit veritas.'"
rolleyes


New dare! See this: (Neil Young) Heart of Gold - Sungha Jung.  

[a quantum of frou frou]

Creepy Kuro Neko

I dare the next person to bite someone

gonk I double posted you!

*bites self*  

[a quantum of frou frou]

(I think I'd like to apologize to Poco, also. I really like their music. I was presuming "cheesy" to mean heavily orchestrated with harmonious chords, and no percussion or horns or anything to air out the suffocating sentimentality. Sentimentality is nice, though. mrgreen

And I'd guess the dare is still to watch the prodigal guitar-kid. I did in fact bite myself. xd )  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

Done, wow that kid is pretty good for his age

I dare the next person to watch (all of) this video and tell me what you think
manic-depressive teddy bear  

[Thedevilmaster]

I see this show sometimes on tv while I'm eating breakfast. I was expecting that to be a bit more gruesome. That was actually pretty funny an emo teddy bear.
Alright I've got one as well. I dare the next person to watch (all of) this video and tell me what you think.
p.s. There is more after the credits.
Zombie and the Tramp
 

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

It was ok for a B movie XD The lyrics were good but the music sucked

I dare the next person to give someone a hug  

[VerticallySidewards]

-hugz Neko- =]

I dare the next person to randomly shout something out