Moonracer's Day!

[Moonracer]

*starts hitting the bombs back at you by using the newspaper as a baseball bat.* Bring it on baby! I wasn't on the girls softball team for years and the boys baseball team before that for nothing baby! *smirks*

*smiles* Hey Rini! You think? Where should we go?

*slugs back another one of Dude's bombs back at him, then flips the newspaper roll and hurls it at Dude's feet tripping him up. Pounces on him and hog times him.* I'm a Texan baby we can do that. *drags Dude off and ties him to the chair and forces him to watch a horrible censored version of his favorite anime of all time.*  

[Rinioa]

A museum tour, all around the United States? xD

[ wham.bam.eclectic.princess.love ]

 

[Moonracer]

Oh cool! I'm so game!

*snags prepacked travel bag then snags Purple* Okay I'm ready lets go!  

[Rinioa]

xD! Heck yeah. whee

[ wham.bam.eclectic.princess.love ]

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

Rini: Guild Field Trip?
Where to? And would we gather in person (that would be hard - though I nominate japan as the destination) or just online... which would be kinda silly ^^;

MR: *excapes your trap before the show starts*
impressive history but it won't help you now. (I was always good at getting out of rope)
*throws more bombs that explode with the slitest of impact - while giant moniters display the one thing you hate the most*

Rini: that would be interresting... *thinks*
~wispers to self while pouting~ "I'd still rather go to japan though"

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Love and condolences for our friends in Japan for having to endure such a horror. *cries*
I wish them much strength to pull through these hard times.
ごめんなさい！！  

[Rinioa]

xwhateverxdudex

Rini: Guild Field Trip?
Where to? And would we gather in person (that would be hard - though I nominate japan as the destination) or just online... which would be kinda silly ^^;

Rinioa

A museum tour, all around the United States? xD

[ wham.bam.eclectic.princess.love ]

 

[Moonracer]

*dodges bombs runs up still dodging bombs then leaps and comes down hard with the rolled up newspaper to your head* Screw the boot! You! How could you! Vincent Valentine as a girl in...in...Barret's arms!!! That's just not even right!!! *smacks you again over the head with the rolled up newspaper* Bad Dude BAD! So no bombs for you...no...worse...no BOOTS allowed for you!

*turns and call* TY!!! His head is free for the boot!!!!! *takes away all of Dude's boots and walks off muttering*

Rini: Totally good idea! So...where to first?  

[purpleravenhawk]

Let's start with the capitol. surprised  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*uses alchemy to create new boots and armor from the ground*
HAH !!!
That's what you think.
*creates more bombs and puts them in a bag so I can have defence as I trek into the woods*  

[Moonracer]

Purple: Hm...well sure they have a lot of nice things to see but I want to go in the Spring time since the cherry blossoms are suppose to be in bloom then. *nods*

Dude: *Watches you go then just calmly plants some land minds in the ground eventually stands up dusts off hands and grabs the rope I tied around your ankle without you knowing it and pulls hard dragging you back and right through the land minds. Hands a metal boot to Ty.* He's all yours! *dusts off hands and heads off still grumbling about the horrible thing he had on the monitors* I aughta...and then...*grumble grumble grumble*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

MR: Ooo, cherry blossems! Yes, that would be a perfect time to go ^.^

*grumbles and jumps from the land-mine area with my spring-loaded boots as I toss a bomb down to the ground setting off all your land mines at once - I land by the forest, check my body for more ropes, and them dash to the center of the forest where I start to use alchemy to make stuff*  

[Moonracer]

*waves hand and goes back into war room* I've gotta pick a new day to take my day off since the last time it totally fell through. Hm...

*Pulls out giant wheel and attaches a calendar to it then grabs some darts and nods to a little minion who spins the giant wheel and I start throwing darts at it, each labeled with a number so I know which one lands on what*

I don't think this is working First...but it's entertaining.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*chuckles to self as I create a giant circular steel disk to use as a base for my new dome shaped house*  

[Moonracer]

*blink blink then smiles brightly and runs off eventually goes flying by Dude with toolbox, wood, and other parts and a giant grin. Eventually there is sawing sounds, hammer sounds, the smell of metal burning, and finally an explosion. Finally I come up lick my thumb and index finger and put out the small fire in my hair, dust off some of the ash and sawdust and smile big* It's done!!

*Suddenly Dude's house lifts up slightly and spins at super high speeds then lowers slightly and hover off down the road* I got board trying to figure out when my day off should be! It moves!!!  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*gets tired of building a structure slowly and uses alchemy to build a giant stone tower with chimera guards from the subatomic particles in everything around me*

(PS, this destroys a circle of the forest a mile in radius)