Why did the avi above you go to prison?

[Totally Serious]

humping someones family pet  

[13Radishes]

having green skin  

[French_horn_Squid]

4 having mo mouth talk2hand  

[Conker4253]

For picking a rear flower  

[Toxic Pepper]

Conker4253

For picking a rear flower

Killed an ant.  

[urAq7]

caz he raped my panda xd  

[Conker4253]

For being too sexy  

[Unit Blue]

He stalkin' my mom mrgreen  

[Conker4253]

For being too short  

[Aquamere]

he cut people up to feed to the foxes  

[Conker4253]

For being a cat, human, fish person  

[Unit Blue]

He still stalkin' meh mum mrgreen  

[Conker4253]

For being Japanese  

[Conker4253]

For being a giant sand, deer, person