Duke Nukem Forever Review

[cajunantichrist]

Xilo The Odd

authentic cajun atheist

The Eleventh AK

game sux

I ******** SAID
REMEMBER I SAID "GUYS I DUNNO THIS GAME KINDA LOOKS LIKE s**t TO ME" and you were all like noooo it looks amazing you're just gay

WELL WHO'S GAY NOW YOU ******** FAGGOTS

who's duke nukem?

dont make me rip your head off and s**t down your neck...

look for duke nukem 3d. and play it.

i dont care how old you are i played it when i was 6

best doom like game ever.

on DNF, the only thing pissing me off so far, is an american game is being released overseas FIRST then in the US 3 Days later... WTF that makes no SENSE

Duke Nukem 3d, I'll be sure to get on that.  

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I'm still gonna buy it, I wanna see 3d-realms last game. emo

I heard you can tell when Gearbox took over. Something about the enemy spawning and having retarded AI.

>When 3d-realms had it, there would be up to 5 octobrains in one room

>When gearbox took the reigns, you'd get two pig cops. One entering the room at a time.  

[Xilo The Odd]

The KyroFreed

I'm still gonna buy it, I wanna see 3d-realms last game. emo

I heard you can tell when Gearbox took over. Something about the enemy spawning and having retarded AI.

>When 3d-realms had it, there would be up to 5 octobrains in one room

>When gearbox took the reigns, you'd get two pig cops. One entering the room at a time.

yeah, a minor dissapointment here, hopefully we can have a way for someone to make mods. hopefully.  

[Waynebrizzle]

Hey, I like Gearbox. Don't blame them for Duke Nukem's mediocre game.  

[Sir Codin]

I would've given it a shot, but I decided to spend my money on DN3D instead.  

[Trenn Flashkill]

It would have been fine if it wasn't $60.  

[Xilo The Odd]

well i went out and bought it. cause apparently my friends didn't grow up playing duke nukem games like i did. it could have been worse. they coulda made it with team ninja.  

[alsoknownasak]

Hey shut up. I like Other M more than the Prime games.

Well... the one that I've played, anyway.
So Corruption. I like it more than Corruption.  

[Waynebrizzle]

The Eleventh AK

Hey shut up. I like Other M more than the Prime games.

Well... the one that I've played, anyway.
So Corruption. I like it more than Corruption.

tits weren't jiggly enough

team ninja failed  

[You Silly Wanker]

I seriously had high hopes for this game. Tragic.  

[Xilo The Odd]

i dunno why everyone is baggin on this as s**t, i've had to play through it at 15 fps ( cause my laptop can't handel it too well ) and i still enjoyed it. its not as bad as reviews and videos make it, it only looks shitty when you play it on low graphics settings.

there is also a section for DLC, so i'm hoping for some porn.

if someone goes, oh its not good cause they hyped it too much, then forget about the hype you had and just be glad they didn't ******** it up worse and go with some other developer that woulda ruined it.  

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Xilo The Odd

i dunno why everyone is baggin on this as s**t, i've had to play through it at 15 fps ( cause my laptop can't handel it too well ) and i still enjoyed it. its not as bad as reviews and videos make it, it only looks shitty when you play it on low graphics settings.

there is also a section for DLC, so i'm hoping for some porn.

if someone goes, oh its not good cause they hyped it too much, then forget about the hype you had and just be glad they didn't ******** it up worse and go with some other developer that woulda ruined it.

I'm most certainly not bagging on it, I tried to demo and found it ok.  

[Skrulz S.]

Let's just say Duke Nukem 3D Got a 9 on a 10/10 rating.

Duke Nukem Forever got a 4. =/ Feels like a sandbox mixed with fps.

AI are retarded. Ships are retarded.

You can pick up s**t, out of a toilet, and ******** throw it. WHO ENGINEERS THAT? I thought the pissing was funny, but damn.

 

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Skrulz S.

Let's just say Duke Nukem 3D Got a 9 on a 10/10 rating.

Duke Nukem Forever got a 4. =/ Feels like a sandbox mixed with fps.

AI are retarded. Ships are retarded.

You can pick up s**t, out of a toilet, and ******** throw it. WHO ENGINEERS THAT? I thought the pissing was funny, but damn.

I was really hoping the boss would react when you threw it at him.

 

[Skrulz S.]

The KyroFreed

Skrulz S.

Let's just say Duke Nukem 3D Got a 9 on a 10/10 rating.

Duke Nukem Forever got a 4. =/ Feels like a sandbox mixed with fps.

AI are retarded. Ships are retarded.

You can pick up s**t, out of a toilet, and ******** throw it. WHO ENGINEERS THAT? I thought the pissing was funny, but damn.

I was really hoping the boss would react when you threw it at him.

We waited for 12 ******** years, and this....is what they give us.

Duke gets smashed from one beer. He throws poop. He uses non-funny phrases.

I remember in Duke 3D when everything you did was run through a level and kill every ******** you saw.

In Forever, he solves puzzles, with minimal killing in between. =/