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[sung to 'billy the theme park shark' by Arrogant worms]
I'm a Elk, I'm a Elk,
Prancing in the fields,
I'm a Elk, I'm a Elk,
And I like pie too.
I'm a Elk, I'm a Elk,
I'm smarter than a Diedrich,
I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, Murder, ...pie.
(He's a elk, he's a elk,)
I was sitting in my shop,
(He's a elk, he's a elk,)
I got startled by a gaian.
A pie contest was held,
And i signed up as Carl and I'm a murderous elk.
Carl, the Murderous Elk,
Killing people left and right who walk into my shop.
Carl, the Murderous Elk,
He doesn't look like a killer, but he's gonna kill us .
The sight of blood always puts me in a frenzy,
Now I wish I could eat pie...
I'm a Elk, I'm a Elk,
I'm prancing in the fields,
I'm a elk, I'm a elk,
I kill for food,
I get three customers a day and maybe an extra on the weekend
And I'm the only Elk I know who has a Insurance plan.
Who has a Insurance plan.
Carl, the murderous Elk,
running after people to kill them,
Carl, the murderous Elk,
He doesn't look like a killer, but He's gonna kill us.
I'm a Elk, I'm a Elk,
But I'm not in my natural habitat,
He's mean and quick and kinda chubby,
But he's angry you're here.
I hope these activists don't attempt to capture him,
Cause he would just kill them.
The sight of blood puts him in a frenzy,
Now it means that it's time to clean the sidewalk.
Carl, the Murderous elk
Murdering people who walk into his shop,
Carl, the murderous Elk,
He doesn't look like a killer, but hes gonna kill us.
Oh, Carl, (Carl) Carl, (Carl)
The number one cause of death in Gaia.
Carl, (Carl) Carl, (Carl)
The majestic elk!
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