Rumor Mill

[Kenton Alkemi]

Anakoni

There's rumors that Kenton secretly admires the ISA because they aren't afraid of cross dressing.

OBJECTION!!

That's a blatant lie with no solid evidence to prove it!  

[Anakoni]

Kenton Alkemi

Anakoni

There's rumors that Kenton secretly admires the ISA because they aren't afraid of cross dressing.

OBJECTION!!

That's a blatant lie with no solid evidence to prove it!

*Takes out envelope entitled "Kenton's girly photo-shoot"* You sure about that?  

[Kenton Alkemi]

Anakoni

Kenton Alkemi

Anakoni

There's rumors that Kenton secretly admires the ISA because they aren't afraid of cross dressing.

OBJECTION!!

That's a blatant lie with no solid evidence to prove it!

*Takes out envelope entitled "Kenton's girly photo-shoot"* You sure about that?

That is CLEARLY forged evidence.  

[Anakoni]

Kenton Alkemi

Anakoni

Kenton Alkemi

Anakoni

There's rumors that Kenton secretly admires the ISA because they aren't afraid of cross dressing.

OBJECTION!!

That's a blatant lie with no solid evidence to prove it!

*Takes out envelope entitled "Kenton's girly photo-shoot"* You sure about that?

That is CLEARLY forged evidence.

*Flips over envelope, showing Kenton's signature. He then opens the envelope, and pulls out DVD labeled "Kenton's Girly Photo-shoot: Video Edition".*  

[Faulty Ambition]

I heard a rumour that television sets may once more work in Byako soon.  

[Kenton Alkemi]

*slams both hands on the desk*

I still stand by my claim that this is forged evidence. Signatures can, and have often been forged. As for the video, there are at least three people out there in the world who look exactly like any given person.  

[Anakoni]

*Takes DNA samples from the pen used to write the signiture, and runs them through CSI style. They come up as matching Kenton.* neutral  

[Kenton Alkemi]

HEY -- that's my pen!! I was looking for it all day yesterday! You stole it from me! scream  

[TutankhKeyo]

OBJECTION!

There would be no DNA evidence on the pen that could be used! Fingerprints maybe, but pens are often smugdged or used by other people. Given that you tried looking for DNA I declare that you are unfit to work as a CSI examiner!

I also say that cross dressing is no crime and that dresses can actually be rather comfortable.  

[ZombieJeff]

Ive heared rumors that there are things walking around in byako that well... aren't human...

No, more then that, we got plenty of non-humans... they just SHOULDN'T move..,.

I'd sufggest you try and stay away from them, they bring out the worst in people.  

[Frostborne_PrettyGirl]

There are rumors that some sort of Doctor moved into the Little Necropolis.....  

[Shadow_Blazer_rulz]

Rumor has it that a great shout was heard all through-out the city.  

[BlazingDan]

There's a rumor that this newspaper might come back..  

[subibi]

Theres A Rumour That The Android That Goes By The Name Of Zero Is Actually Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo Of Daft Punk Fame. He Just Wants A VOX Noir Jacket And Black Ops Gear.

Lol Joking. mrgreen

But Heres A Real One: Rumor Has It That Zero Had Found A Long Lost Video File In His Computer Brain That Displayed What Seemed To Be His Creator.
In The Video The Old Man In The Lab Coat Said There Was Another Video File,
But Zero Still Hasn't Found It.  

[Frostborne_PrettyGirl]

Rumor has it that the Lich King might one day soon make a grand reappearance in Byako!