Unfortunately, Fortunately

[Salazar Scissorin]

Fortunately it did no harm to either of them.  

[MTbrainz XD]

Unfortunately the vibration of the intense slap shook the world and brought it out of orbit from the sun  

[Salazar Scissorin]

Fortunately it moved us out of the way of the giant asteroid that was coming to destroy the Earth!!! gonk  

[Meia15]

Unfortunately, we're still going to die.  

[Zibraz]

Fortunately a huge Asteroid smacked into the sun and pushed it at the same speed in the same direction.  

[Squitidus]

Unfortunately the huge asteroid also caused a solar storm to kick up in the direction of Earth.  

[astrenose]

Fortunately, Venus chose that time to swing around and absorb enough of the storm to save our sorry skins.  

[Zibraz]

Unfortunately it caused Venus to fly of it's orbit and head for earth  

[Squitidus]

Fortunately Bruce Willis decided to be an awesome action hero and blow up Venus.  

[astrenose]

Unfortunately, Venus is made out of almost entirely cancer. Bruce Willis is now terminal.  

[furnishedtower]

Fortunately everyone else now has cancer so he's not alone. blaugh [or is that an Unfortunately?]  

[Zibraz]

Unfortunately Chuck Norris cried and his tears can cure cancer, but Bruce Willis wasn't cured, So hes alone again!  

[furnishedtower]

Fortunately none of this is real and all inside your mind. [or is it?]  

[Facade of Emotions]

Unfortunately that means you are all insinde MY mind... cat_twisted  

[astrenose]

Fortunately, this mind is perverse and creative.... What? No one else finds that fortunate?