The Wrong Answer Game

[furnishedtower]

Into the the Miami beach.

Why does E = MC²?  

[MTbrainz XD]

because dogs stole their bark and they didn't wanna be copy cats ;D

what's on the other side of the rainbow?  

[furnishedtower]

The door to Narnia.

What happened to make the unicorn pink?  

[Zibraz]

The whole race once had a war with creatures whos blood was pink, and it stained their coat (And went into their genes).

Why am I eating Chocolate?  

[Unicorns Shall Save Me]

Because you are possessed by a hungry duck
Why did my computer delete bettergaia?  

[Harmonical Melodies]

Because your computer had a mental breakdown.

Why am I obsessed with reading?

 

[furnishedtower]

Reading is the only form of entertainment you found because you live under a rock.

How many feet/paws does a ferret have?  

[Facade of Emotions]

13 one on each knuckle.
Why are weasels considered slippery?  

[astrenose]

Because we ran out of adjectives by the time we got to weasel.

What would the world be like without Walmart?  

[Zibraz]

A depressed middle aged virgin

Whats the most popular part of the human body  

[Eluelfu]

The hand beacause it hits people!
Why is there hair on your belly botton?  

[astrenose]

Because it eats its vegetables. That is what vegetables do.
What's the best way to get wool off of a sheep?  

[Facade of Emotions]

lasers. it gets the hair all the way to the roots!
why would anyone want to know if a zebra has black or white stripes?  

[furnishedtower]

So that they can trick people into believing that zebras mated with pandas.

Why doesn't the rainbow have the color pink in it?