Corrupt A Wish

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Your wish is granted, but Pink Panther wants it all pink so he painted it all pink.

I wish Rainbow Dash crash through my home :3  

[furnishedtower]

Granted... but she was there to kill you.

I wish I could see spirits.  

[The Nephilim Rosier]

Granted... but you only see spirits of murderers who drive you to insanity with their plots to kill the living.

I wish I had a pegasus.  

[Catalytic Productions]

Granted... but it's a dead one. x3

I wish I had a giant bar of chocolate.  

[Zibraz]

Granted but it's all frozen and bits of the packet are stuck in it.

I wish I didn't have to go to uni  

[Sariyanna]

Granted but now you have to go to church.

I wish I could go back in time.  

[furnishedtower]

Granted but you being there messes with time and you aren't born.

I wish I had the Deathly Hallows.  

[The Nephilim Rosier]

Granted, but then Volde- I mean, He Who Must Not Be Named hunts you down, kills you for them, and takes over the world.

I wish I had black, feathery wings.  

[Aryeec]

Granted. They are itchy and cause indefinite rashes.

I wish I could swim to the bottom of the sea.  

[furnishedtower]

Granted. Even though you don't blow up from the harsh pressure and don't run out of air there is nothing down there but dust and it's dark so you begin to feel lonely and you have to stay there forever.

I wish I owned a floating pirate ship [Edge Chronicles reference (books)].  

[ConsultingHallMonitor]

Granted but the ship is attacked by vicious mermaids who eat your soul
I wish that Lucas Cruikshank was my best friend heart  

[mamarita]

rainLUVSdomo

Granted but the ship is attacked by vicious mermaids who eat your soul
I wish that Lucas Cruikshank was my best friend heart

Granted but then all his comic routines are about you and your annoying little habits and they eventually becoming very annoying and embarrassing.

I wish to win the Megamillions jackpot!  

[Llyeda]

mamarita

I wish to win the Megamillions jackpot!

Granted, but somehow the tax on it is more than you won.

I wish this world could be like the Pokemon world.  

[ConsultingHallMonitor]

Asrialle

mamarita

I wish to win the Megamillions jackpot!

Granted, but somehow the tax on it is more than you won.

I wish this world could be like the Pokemon world.

Granted but a legendary pokemon creates the apocalypse and this time Ash & his friend cannot stop it, so you die
I wish that it would rain pudding  

[BurntSilhouette]

rainLUVSdomo

Granted but a legendary pokemon creates the apocalypse and this time Ash & his friend cannot stop it, so you die
I wish that it would rain pudding

Granted...but it turns out that not only is the pudding a flavor you dislike, you're allergic to it as well.

I wish I were a Dovahkin (Skyrim reference).