1,000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart!

[Twilight Afternoon]

Tad bit confuse on number 18 but any ways. going back to my senior citizen line.

19. Dress up as a senior citizen and play dead on one of the scooters in the doing the most random thing in whatever aisle.  

[Ivy Fantasy]

Twilight Afternoon

Tad bit confuse on number 18 but any ways. going back to my senior citizen line.

Quote:

That's the point, a green lady throwing forks at everyone would confuse anyone.

20. Draw troll faces on all of the TV's

 

[jcl007149]

21. Make all the toys with sound start playing at the same time~  

[Twilight Afternoon]

22. FREEZE FRAME!  

[Seteppe]

23: Dress up as a Storm Trooper, get a Nerf gun, and chase after people in the min isle in front of the checkout lines, screaming, "FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!"

(Added with permission of Sans un Amant. T'was her idea.)  

[furnishedtower]

[so far number 1 and 4 are my favorites]


24. Lay down in one of the baby cribs under a pile of the store's clothes and when people pass by jump up screaming "Avalanche".  

[Unicorns Shall Save Me]

25. Stick Kick Me signs on the backs of everyone you see, including staff and manager.

26. At the door hand out lollipops to kids and whisper in their ear 'theres more in my van if you want some' More times then not the kid will tell the parent who will get the manager.

27. Hand out beer bottles to kids and scream out: 'Free beer for children!'

28. Get naked put on swimwear then run around everyone of the opposite gender you see hit their bottom and say you can swim in my pool.

29. Take hold of the PA and scream 'RUN THEIR COMING!'

30. Rip open every toy in the toy section.  

[firedon12]

31. let pigs loose into the store

32. fill water balloons with goats milk and launch them at children

33. dress up like the manager and tell everybody that everything is 100% off

34. spray paint all the stuffed animals neon pink  

[Ayame-Yuura]

35. Get caught peeing all over the on the products in the beverages area =w=  

[Vee Stein]

36. Ride in on an alligator and begin to smash the cash registers  

[Stimpak]

37. Grab all the beverages and put mentos inside for an explosion.
38. Run around the milk area with a cart knocking all the milk boxes into it then leaving the cart next to a bathroom
39. Dress up as Robin and stuff a pillow up your shirt and tell some kid "Hey , this is me when i'm older. Have i broken your dreams yet?"
40. Dress up as ***** bear and take a child and take it to the cashier and say " I want to buy this please."
41. Sit in front of an aile with a friend at the ending shaking baby rattles and telling people to shoo when they try to come in.
42.Dress up as the grim reaper and slice all the milk cartons with your psyche.
43.Paint yourself green and paint your hair black take off your shirt if your a boy. Girls leave them on. Paint it green to. Paint your pants purple and pile up all the squeaky toys and Hulk SMASH! Them.
44. Get in a baby crib and act as your a baby and when people walk by throw a toy at them.
45. Dress up as a tiger and hiss at people.