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 Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:44 am
(More like a double count-out. What the hell, dude?)
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:21 am
As the bell rings, signaling the end of the match by double-count-out, Jimmy backs away from the ring, staring up at the referee. What had just happened? He'd had the perfect Wrestlemania match set up, and it had just ended? After only one kick, his opponent had made a fool out of him.
As he seethes with anger and confusion, Nathalie Roth rushes over to him, and grabs him by the arm, to keep him from going under the ring after Harli. It takes some yelling between the two, before Jimmy finally relents. looking pissed off, he storms out of the arena, with her following behind, struggling to keep up with him.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:35 am
"No," Jimmy says, shaking his head, as he turns around, with Nathalie staring at him in disbelief, and he heads back down the ramp. He slides in the ring, with her following him all the way to the apron, asking him to stop, to let it go, and to just go back home with her.
"I came out here tonight for a lot of reasons. Not a lot of them were genuine. And I regret to say that the Lord had nothing to do with it. I came in here because of the pathetic, embarrassing displays that the man currently under the ring was bringing to the WWF. Because I actually believed that he had a decent wrestler in him. It's been a long time since my last match with him, and I thought that if I was to have a truly epic match at Wrestlemania, it would be with your recently added Hall of Famer, Harli. And if I couldn't have that match, the least I could do was show you just how worthless of a human being he was. It was a win-win for me. But little did I know that he'd dash both of my dreams. Because not only is this gutless piece of monkey s**t incapable of standing beside me in the ring, he didn't even give me the honor of proving it. He proved it himself, by hiding under the ring, trying to defend himself with a fire extinguisher, and robbing you, the WWF universe, of the match you paid to see. And what kind of Hall of Famer would do that to the people who made him who he is?"
There's a stunned silence after this statement. The audience doesn't greet Jimmy with the usual heat, nor do they applaud. It's the perfect mood for a funeral.
"I may not have killed the career of the mighty Harli Drummond, the most decorated Emo-fabulous coward in WWF history, but at the very least, I can proclaim it dead."
He drops the microphone, and climbs out of the ring. He walks back up the ramp side-by-side with Nathalie, not even looking back to see if Harli's crawled out of his hole.
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