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▉ ▊ ▋ ▍"SO, HOW CAN I TELL IF THE SAFETY IS OFF? OR ON? OR OFF? ON?" ▍▋ ▊ ▉
She was about to inspect a can but thought better of it. She was used to getting yelled at, but did not care for it happening again.
"Why would they have tear spray---I mean, why would they have pepper gas---under their armpits? There's no label. How do you know it's not hair spray or deodorant? Because... I'm in need of both." She directed her shapely nose towards each round, comely shoulder. There were shower facilities but she was wary of going alone; and wary of going with another woman in case they became a more attractive, more bountiful target; and if she had her way, then she would be washing herself with a hose by the elephants. Two is better than one. I know my arithmetic. Safety in numbers pertained to the number of safe men surrounding an innocent girl. (The real Santa, wearing his fake beard for show, gave her presents every year for Christmas when she was a child, so she was sure of her innocence). Her father taught her to beware of danger. A pretty girl always got taken advantage of, got into trouble, or got sold by their biological mother to strange men (her father was actually a straight lace and an underhanded cheapskate who wouldn't fork out money to the proper adoption agency).
Also, because stupid people were prone to 'believe anything' she did the opposite on purpose. She scrutinized everything down to its most, minute details. Wisdom lacking, comprehension was therefore difficult. She refused to understand any given answer, any given explanation, unless she could come to the conclusion by her own method. "He doesn't look like Pierrot. You didn't even ask him if he was Pierrot. You're just assuming he is." Gun nose down, she used her free hand to point. Sparkle pointed at the gas mask, because merely looking in a direction felt insufficient. "Since when does Pierrot wear... this thing?" Her handsome eyebrows drew together in doubt.
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CURRENT THEATRICS ON DISPLAY: current characters are still at concessions. bunny is claiming 'stranger danger'.
OUT OF CARDBOARD: hello, i am the infamous gm (dictator) known as NTN. i am not that scary, honest.