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water_spirit Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:43 am
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*she takes the stage amid mutters of security, glaring at her cringing audiences, she grabs the microphone and states flatly,"I would just like to point out that there are indeed no females on the intarweb, I myself grew a 14 incher shortly after purchasing a computer." *
(That, that)
(That, that)
Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, do me
(Guitar solo)
Ooh what a funky lady
She like it, like it, like it, like that,
Ooh he was a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
(That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow
(That, that)
(That, that)
*Taking the microphone from the stand she turns it horizontally, and drops it on the floor.*
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:07 am
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:19 pm
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:21 pm
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:32 pm
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John Obake Dr Cervix John Obake Woo Stacy's mom! Woo Aerosmith! Woo fourteen inchers! I'm way ahead of you. Not only did i take off mine I've also got Gooses, SkyEatsPlane and LordYakuza's.
*chants each syllable, bumping fists*
NUDITY!
NUDITY!
NUDITY!
*Runs up on the stage, inspired for a song*
I was like, good gracious, a** is bodacious
I'm flirtacious, tryin' to show patience
I've been lookin' for the right time to shoot my steeze (you know)
Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys
Eh I'm leavin, please believin' oh
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got a lock out the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, rooftop, birds are feedin'
No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve, an' no teasin'
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin' for
'Cos I feel like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you
Uh uh can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me what's the use
(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
*Dramatically points at Johnny-O*
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Yeah yeah come on
Mix a little bit a eh, eh
Wit' a little bit a eh, eh
Let it just fall out
Give a little bit a eh, eh
Wit' a little bit a eh, eh
Let it hang all out
Wit' a little bit of the eh, eh
And a sprinkle a that eh, eh
Let it just fall out
I like it when you eh, eh
Girl, Baby make it eh, eh
Oh stop pacin', time wastin'
I got a friend wit' a pole in her basement (What?)
I'm just kiddin' like Jason (Oh)
Unless ya gonna do it
Extra, extra, spread the news
Check it Nelly took a trip from the Lou to the Neptunes
Came back wit' somethin' thicker than fittin' in Sassoons
Say she's got a thing about cuttin' in restrooms
(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Yeah yeah come on
Mix a little bit a eh, eh
Wit' a little bit a eh, eh
Let it just fall out
Give a little bit a eh, eh
Wit' a little bit a eh, eh
Let it hang all out
Wit' a little bit of the eh, eh
And a sprinkle a that eh, eh
Let it just fall out
I like it when you eh, eh
Girl, Baby make it eh, eh, oh
*Bows and steps off*
Oh god, im so good at this game.
I even bleeped any toooo suggestive words. |
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:59 pm
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:04 pm
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:11 pm
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Dr Cervix Abendlicht I feel like I should join, knowing that this is only something I'd do drunk. BUT FOR SOME REASON I FEEL RATHER SHY. 
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN- I ONLY MOVED HERE 5 YEARS AGO, GIVE ME SOME SLACK FOR THE OLD SONG BUT I LOVE SIMON AND GARFUNKEL WITH A PASSION *stumbles up onto stage, obviously inebriated.* "Ok-okay guys, this song...Haaaaaa *breaths loudly and laughs* "This-..this song..will..blow your ******** mind. Hhahaaaaaaaa. *straightens up and glances at cheat seat, opens mouth real wide and takes deep breath* Oh waitwaitwait. One more thing guys urhrur. d**k. Okay I'm...I'm totally gonna sing this song now. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT BITCHES *takes another deep breath* Well you can tell the world about this You can tell the nation about that Tell'em what the master has done Tell'em that the gospel has come Tell'em that the victory's been won He brought joy,joy,joy,joy,joy,joy, Into my heart Well my Lord spoke, he spoke so well Yes he did, yes he did Talked about the flames that burn in hell Yes he did, yes he did Now my Lord spoke, he spoke so well Yes he did, yes he did Talked about the children of Israel Yes he did, yes he did He brought joy,joy,joy into my heart (repat 1st verse) Well my Lord spoke, he spoke to me Yes he did, yes he did Talkin' about a man from Galilee Yes he did, yes he did My Lord spoke, he spoke to me Yes he did, yes he did Talkin' about a man from Galilee Yes he did, yes he did He brought joy joy, joy into my heart (repeat 1st verse) Well I don't know but I've been told Yes he did, yes he did Streets of heaven are paved with gold Yes he did, yes he did Now the Jordan River is chilly and wide Yes he did, yes he did I got a home on the other side Yes he did, yes he did He brought joy,joy,joy into my heart *screeches loudly and falls over, snoring* |
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 1:43 am
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******** yeah Simon and Garfunkel love man. Abendlicht you're awesome.
*John Obake picks up the mic.*
Slow down, you move too fast.
You got to make the mornin' last.
Just kickin' down the cobblestones,
Lookin' for fun and feelin' groovy.
Ba da da da da da da, feelin' groovy.
Hello, lamppost, whatcha knowin'?
I come to watch your flowers growin'.
Ain'tcha got no rhymes for me?
Doo it doo doo, feelin' groovy.
Ba da da da da da da, feelin' groovy.
I got no deeds to do, no promises to keep.
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
Let the morningtime drop all it's petals on me
Life, I love you, all is groovy!
Ba da da da da da da ba bap a dee...
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 7:15 am
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Ohoho. *blushes*I am complimented and you just made my head get about 10 times bigger. OVER THE INTERNET. *shakes head*
I was actually thinking about doing the one you just did, but it seemed short.
NOW I KNOW.
AND NOW I WILL TEACH YOU THE ART OF GERMAN HEAVY METAL. OHYES.
*stands up, stumbling, and attempts to push John off the stage.* "O-okay, now I will totally violate copyrights and s**t like that, so NOW DEAR CHILDREN, PAY ATTENTION***"
Sonne by Rammstein
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, aus
Alle warten auf das Licht
fürchtet euch fürchtet euch nicht
die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen
sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen
und die Welt zählt laut bis zehn
Eins
Hier kommt die Sonne
Zwei
Hier kommt die Sonne
Drei
Sie ist der hellste Stern von allen
Vier
Hier kommt die Sonne
Die Sonne scheint mir aus den Händen
kann verbrennen, kann euch blenden
wenn sie aus den Fäusten bricht
legt sich heiß auf das Gesicht
sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen
und die Welt zählt laut bis zehn
Eins
Hier kommt die Sonne
Zwei
Hier kommt die Sonne
Drei
Sie ist der hellste Stern von allen
Vier
Hier kommt die Sonne
Fünf
Hier kommt die Sonne
Sechs
Hier kommt die Sonne
Sieben
Sie ist der hellste Stern von allen
Acht, neun
Hier kommt die Sonne
Die Sonne scheint mir aus den Händen
kann verbrennen, kann dich blenden
wenn sie aus den Fäusten bricht
legt sich heiß auf dein Gesicht
legt sich schmerzend auf die Brust
das Gleichgewicht wird zum Verlust
lässt dich hart zu Boden gehen
und die Welt zählt laut bis zehn
Eins
Hier kommt die Sonne
Zwei
Hier kommt die Sonne
Drei
Sie ist der hellste Stern von allen
Vier
Und wird nie vom Himmel fallen
Fünf
Hier kommt die Sonne
Sechs
Hier kommt die Sonne
Sieben
Sie ist der hellste Stern von allen
Acht , neun
Hier kommt die Sonne
AND FER ALL UR INGLIS SPEEKING PLESARES L.O.L DORKS
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, out
Everyone is waiting for the light
be afraid, don't be afraid
the sun is shining out of my eyes
it will not set tonight
and the world counts loudly to ten
One
Here comes the sun
Two
Here comes the sun
Three
It is the brightest star of them all
Four
Here comes the sun
The sun is shining out of my hands
it can burn, it can blind you all
when it breaks out of the fists
it lays down hotly on the face
it will not set tonight
and the world counts loudly to ten
One
Here comes the sun
Two
Here comes the sun
Three
It is the brightest star of them all
Four
Here comes the sun
Five
Here comes the sun
Six
Here comes the sun
Seven
It is the brightest star of them all
Eight, nine
Here comes the sun
The sun is shining out of my hands
it can burn, it can blind you
when it breaks out of the fists
it lays down hotly on your face
it lays down painfully on your chest
balance is lost
it lets you go hard to the floor
and the world counts loudly to ten
One
Here comes the sun
Two
Here comes the sun
Three
It is the brightest star of them all
Four
And it will never fall from the sky
Five
Here comes the sun
Six
Here comes the sun
Seven
It is the brightest star of them all
Eight, nine
Here comes the sun
***Totally from Das Sandmännchen. My dad always polluted my brain with those innocent little children's stories before I went to bed. Still does. THEY AMUSE HIM.
Oh, and you can't forget "Hoppe, hoppe, reiter". I almost ALWAYS fell off when he did that.
GOD DAMMIT STOP MAKING ME ANGST FOR MY RECENT CHILDHOOD, SELF. I FEEL OLD WITHOUT REASON.
Now that I think about it, Rammstein referred to both of those in their music. OHYES.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 8:59 pm
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 6:33 pm
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*The angel imp leans his chainblade against the wall without a word and heads over to his microphone.*
This song is pretty important to me.
*He flaps his head wings a bit as he sings the opening lines.*
In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
In the land of submarines,
So we sailed on to the sun,
Till we found the sea green,
And we lived beneath the waves,
In our yellow submarine,
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
And our friends are all aboard,
Many more of them live next door,
And the band begins to play.
(Trumpets play)
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
(Full speed ahead, Mr. Barkley, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
All together! All together!
Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Captain! Captain!)
As we live a life of ease(life of ease)
Every one of us(every one of us) has all we need,(has all we need)
Sky of blue,(sky of blue) and sea green,(sea of green)
In our yellow(In our yellow) submarine.(submarine) ( Haha! )
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
(fading)
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
*He flips his chainblade back into his hands as he exits the stage.*
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 4:21 pm
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