Funny emo quotes

[Karin-irie]

wtf
ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy

 

[rikaLeshay]

[+_World War Me_+]

baratie44

my friend told me this.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

the most common one ever.
but always manages to amuse me. heart

xd that is awsome  

[Zellian]

A couple of days ago me and my friend were going down the hall and we were mocking emos... well... just taking the piss really.
This is kinda what we were yelling at the top of our lungs because we walked passed some chicks who asked us if we were emo. [I'm more emo then what my friend is though]

Me: ZOMGSH! That chick just called me emo!
Ake: Ha ha shame you nemo.
Me: Liek, OH MY GAWD! She called me emo! I'm going to go cry now.
Ake: Oh my gawd! Someone mocked me on the internet, I'm going to go cry and slit my wrist.
Me: I'm going to go listen to music in the dark and sit in the corner crying while I slit my wrist.
Ake: I slit my wrist and I got blood on my pants!
Me: Oh my god, blood on my pants -cries- I weigh 108 kgs! I'm so fat that I'm going to go commit suicide.

Yeah... something like that.
We didn't get any strange stares at all.

 

[GabbieNightmare]

QueenOfDarkness2010

i dont get it..... confused

yeahh...i dont either sweatdrop

 

[[.Blindfolded.Love.]]

funny...  

[irquous]

so every time an emo crys god kills a kitten  

[~Screwed_Up_Emo~]

Vagrant A.I.

I have a few.

So one day I was walking along with a friend of mine, and some guy calked me an emo.
So he says,"Alexx, you aren't an emo!"
I say,"Don't say that! I might go cry in the corner and slit my wrists TT__TT"

And.

"My mom wouldn't let me have my frootloops this morning, so I slit my wrists... emo "

O.O....  

[LaurelinRe]

irquous

so every time an emo crys god kills a kitten

haha! that one's good rofl
so is the one of the grass lol  

[Toffee Sock Scissor Betch]

and that gave you the incentive to laugh?!  

[Toffee Sock Scissor Betch]

baratie44

my friend told me this.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

my grass is emo enough, its just waiting for me to finish with the scissors.  

[D!nosaurus Rex]

XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an a** *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues

and

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.


You Kiss Me Like An Overdramtic Actor,
Who's Starving For Work.