Things Tekken characters would never say/do...

[Lettuce Prey]

Doctor: (to Nina) I am sorry, but the test turns out negative, your nephew is Steve.

Doctor: (to Anna) However, your test comes out positive, you are in fact, Steve's mother.

Commercial break to a new soap opera called Tekken Soap


WHAT A TWIST  

[Dead Twisted Romance]

Xiaoyu: *punches panda* ******** furry freak...I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!
Panda: *Mulls Xiaoyu*  

[Lettuce Prey]

Raven: I hunt vampires at night


Another episode from that brand new series....Tekken soap

Doctor: (to Baek)The tests came in and I am sorry to say this but....you are paralyzed from the waist down

Baek: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Hwo: Ha, that means I am better than you

Baek: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Tune in for another episode of Tekken Soap

(This is fun)  

[Dead Twisted Romance]

Heihatchi: Son its about time you learned about sex...
Kazuya: O.O  

[Anna Williams]

Ok, here's one:
Kuma: And that, comrades, is why we need to overthrow Heihachi.
Panda: OoOh, I see!
*time passes*
Heihachi: OMG no!
Kuma: Yes. *bitchslaps to death*
Panda: w00t.
*more time passes*
Panda: Kuma...?
Kuma: I'm busy. Goway.
Panda: But... all the other Tekken animals are starving to death!
Kuma: All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others, Panda.  

[Lettuce Prey]

Jun: (to Kazuya) I have been living a lie, I am Heihachi's daughter

Baek: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


This concludes another episode of Tekken Soap  

[YellowArcadian]

Kazuya: i love flowers!
Devil Jin: Im an angel from god! heart rofl heart heart heart heart  

[Lettuce Prey]

Jack 5: I was made from China  

[Rukuro17]

Kazuya and Heihachi singing The Fun song from sponge bob rofl  

[Kahatir]

Uncle Alex

Lee: I love men.

And here's what he actually wouldnt say: I love women.  

[Anna Williams]

Kahatir

Uncle Alex

Lee: I love men.

And here's what he actually wouldnt say: I love women.

Hey! Lee loves me. *holds Lee in a headlock* Don'cha? *threatens him with a knife*.

Xaiyou: Ugh. Damn preppies. *rolls a joint*.
Hwo: Xaiyou! *takes away the joint and throws it in the trash* Stop that! It's illegal!
Heihachi: Damn you, Hwoarang. That stuff wasn't cheap.
Julia: Well, I can't sell it cheap, can I?  

[Dead Twisted Romance]

Devil:Omg, I am..PURPLE!That is like, my total fav colour!Like NO WAY!
Heihachi: It looks so nice on you *Friendly smile* Want me to paint your toes in that colour!
Devil: Omg you are like, my total best friend!*hugs Heihachi*
Heihachi: *Looks down* I feel fat...  

[T5 Jin]

Anna Williams

Kahatir

Uncle Alex

Lee: I love men.

And here's what he actually wouldnt say: I love women.

Hey! Lee loves me. *holds Lee in a headlock* Don'cha? *threatens him with a knife*.

Xaiyou: Ugh. Damn preppies. *rolls a joint*.
Hwo: Xaiyou! *takes away the joint and throws it in the trash* Stop that! It's illegal!
Heihachi: Damn you, Hwoarang. That stuff wasn't cheap.
Julia: Well, I can't sell it cheap, can I?

lol

Jin: good thing gramps is filthy rich *smokes joint*  

[Julia Chang]

Anna and Lee singing "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. rofl (I think you guys know the lyrics)  

[T5 Jin]

Paul: Fighting is too crappy. Time to read the encyclopedias mrgreen ...