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[Ivory Lie]

Exodia The Forbidden One

leon r kennedy

Claire: So, chris, enjoying the Raccoon Star Wars Convention?
chris: -drooling like a fanboy- It's soooo cool! My stormtrooper outfit is sure to win the fan costume contest! -giggles like a schoolgirl-

stole that off 'caption this' on residentevilfan.com

yeah...i admit it...have a cookie for noticing (p.s.i thought it was funny)  

[Ivory Lie]

so now im gonna make my own up
hunk: here claire if you hold this piece of meat the zombies wont touch you
claire...ok
-minutes later-
-claire walks in bandaged up and hurt-
claire:you lying b*****d
hunk:strange it worked for him
-points at steve-
claire: HE HASNT GOT A BRAIN
steve: crying  

[Gen_Acid]

Hunk: I had a great time last night.
Clair: Yeah..they all do.
Hunk: How much do i owe you?
Clair: About 5. dollars, and hunk.
Hunk: Yea?
Clair: You better bring protection next time. I dont want to catch virus.  

[Elliot Salem]

Exodia The Forbidden One

leon r kennedy

Claire: So, chris, enjoying the Raccoon Star Wars Convention?
chris: -drooling like a fanboy- It's soooo cool! My stormtrooper outfit is sure to win the fan costume contest! -giggles like a schoolgirl-

stole that off 'caption this' on residentevilfan.com

No rules against that.  

[wladimir619]

Vash Thompson

Exodia The Forbidden One

leon r kennedy

Claire: So, chris, enjoying the Raccoon Star Wars Convention?
chris: -drooling like a fanboy- It's soooo cool! My stormtrooper outfit is sure to win the fan costume contest! -giggles like a schoolgirl-

stole that off 'caption this' on residentevilfan.com

No rules against that.

I already knew it was from 'caption this'. And even do they aren't any rules he still wouln't have gotten first place.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Hunk: Look at this.
Claire: What is it?
Hunk: My report. I was wondering if you could proofread it for me before I submit it to Umbrella.
Claire: Sure... Hmm... Excellent penmanship, Hunk... A frozen capsule, huh? And you don't know what's in it?
Hunk: That's right.
Claire: Oh well, I'm sure that it's irrelevant. Anyway, there are no mistakes in your report, I'm sure you'll get an A.  

[Ivory Lie]

wladimir619

Vash Thompson

Exodia The Forbidden One

leon r kennedy

Claire: So, chris, enjoying the Raccoon Star Wars Convention?
chris: -drooling like a fanboy- It's soooo cool! My stormtrooper outfit is sure to win the fan costume contest! -giggles like a schoolgirl-

stole that off 'caption this' on residentevilfan.com

No rules against that.

I already knew it was from 'caption this'. And even do they aren't any rules he still wouln't have gotten first place.

i know thats why i made my own up  

[wladimir619]

**Drum roll** And the winner is............. Mr. Kevin Ryman!

Mr. Scott Kennedy

HUNK:"Claire, I am your father."

Claire: "No...thats impossible!"

HUNK: "Look deep inside you know it be true."

*You look at the DNA result papers.

Claire:"No!!!" Runs out of the office and jumps out the nearest window.

Leon Enters 10 minutes later.

Leon:"What the!? who are you?"

HUNK: Leon, I am your father."

In second comes Biohazard EXTREME and in third comes leon r kennedy  

[wladimir619]

And now time for a new picture.

<--Outbreak that way -->Caption this way!  

[Ivory Lie]

mark:you have the right to remain silenced anything you say can and will be used aganist you in a court of law
cindy:thats ok...turn around
mark turns round
mark:s**t gonk  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Alyssa: "Uhh, what are you doing?"

"I nailed the doorway shut so that zombies wouldn't be able to get through."

Mark: "But why didn't you wait until we got through before nailin it shut?"

"Oh, uhh... I guess I didn't think of that."

Alyssa: "You give blondes a bad name, Cindy."

"Who's Cindy? My name's Ashley."  

[Ivory Lie]

Biohazard EXTREME

Alyssa: "Uhh, what are you doing?"

"I nailed the doorway shut so that zombies wouldn't be able to get through."

Mark: "But why didn't you wait until we got through before nailin it shut?"

"Oh, uhh... I guess I didn't think of that."

Alyssa: "You give blondes a bad name, Cindy."

"Who's Cindy? My name's Ashley."

that one made me chuckle  

[MilitantClockwork]

Cindy: Who are you people?!
Mark: b***h, do you know who I-oooh you must not know who I am. I'm the Jaggernaut, b***h!
Alyssa: ... stare  

[Gen_Acid]

Biohazard EXTREME

Alyssa: "Uhh, what are you doing?"

"I nailed the doorway shut so that zombies wouldn't be able to get through."

Mark: "But why didn't you wait until we got through before nailin it shut?"

"Oh, uhh... I guess I didn't think of that."

Alyssa: "You give blondes a bad name, Cindy."

"Who's Cindy? My name's Ashley."

WINNAR!

here is mine

(SORRY I DONT KNOW THE NAMES)

Blonde: EEEEKKK. ZOMBIES
Black: Were not zombies we are realy human beans.
Blonde: No your not! You look just like that black zombie from land of the dead. I will not be tricked by your tom-foolarie.

(i know bad)  

[wladimir619]

And the winner is.......Biohazard EXTREME!!!

Biohazard EXTREME

Alyssa: "Uhh, what are you doing?"

"I nailed the doorway shut so that zombies wouldn't be able to get through."

Mark: "But why didn't you wait until we got through before nailin it shut?"

"Oh, uhh... I guess I didn't think of that."

Alyssa: "You give blondes a bad name, Cindy."

"Who's Cindy? My name's Ashley."

And in second comes leon r kennedy and in third Gen_Acid