See how stupid Christains are Brainwashing children!!!

[CatonaHotSnRoof]

All Atheists are grumpy? Thanks for the generalization... Just like all Christians are happy...

Er... yeah.

Scaaaary.

And saying that sleeping is a temptation is stupid. You HAVE to sleep, moron.

Poor Habu... He's cute. crying  

[Freebird4077]

that's funny.  

[Dathu]

That s**t is funny as all hell! Kanga-jew, that's ********' brilliant. I love the big warning about Atheists: "DON'T TALK TO THEM." I like that. I like it when theists fear our words, because the truth is contagious. wink  

[TofuDreamer]

You guys have to remember EVERYONE does this. Atheists, Christians, etc. Just don't get in your mind that s**t like this happens to specific targets.  

[Dathu]

Theramus

You guys have to remember EVERYONE does this. Atheists, Christians, etc. Just don't get in your mind that s**t like this happens to specific targets.

Everyone does what? What "s**t" happens to what "targets?" You know that website is a joke, right?  

[TofuDreamer]

Dathu

Theramus

You guys have to remember EVERYONE does this. Atheists, Christians, etc. Just don't get in your mind that s**t like this happens to specific targets.

Everyone does what? What "s**t" happens to what "targets?" You know that website is a joke, right?

Yeah, I know. Just something to point out.

Edit: That, and it's fraking hot and it's messing with me. It's 100 here. gonk  

[Phoebos]

I think all I have to say about this site is this.

 

[Zwiebelsaft!]

A few things on the site:

~That lamb thing scares the s**t out of me
~The site creator is a ***** because (s)he wants to be "friends" with children
~Site creator said that we have to be "hot" with Jesus- is it just me or does that sound hypocritical since Christians are generally against homosexuality.
~I hate it how they make fun of all other religions
~they stereotype Athiests as being angry... well I follow that stereotype sweatdrop and the creator acts like Athiests are ***** or criminals
~the people state that the non-christian propaganda should be destroyed from the internets because they were created by those who follow douchebagism protestantism and blah blah blah... wahmbulance
~Wow- the creators are baptist/douchebagists... who saw that coming? *raises hand*  

[LiberalLiberty]

In order to recruit effectively, and to a younger audience, these people have attempted to dumb down an already superficial theological clause of sacrificial death.

Now all of their hype and hoop-lah has boiled down to mazes and sly cartoon drawings of Atheists, Hindus, and non-Christians.

How wonderful.  

[Mythee]

That's... not funny. It's scary as all hell. Or maybe I shouldn't put it that way, but it's just... gonk *hides from the horrible degenerates immediately*

Are you SURE that's not a prank site? =_=;;  

[caustic 0_0]

I'm pretty sure it's a parody as other people in the thread have said.
It even has a wikipedia entry. xD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Christian_Ministries
Conspiracy theories- http://www.lindqvist.com/index.php?newID=254

Maybe I should put a disclaimer in the first post.  

[Status Quo Joe]

I know it's a joke, but is it supposed to piss you off......  

[AdamV2]

Lmao! The first page is scary enough for me...  

[AdamV2]

Kanga-Jew? Incest is wrong says the bible, but why did Cain have sex with his sister?