1001 uses for a towel

[Zoutout]

feintingfolly

^18
>19. Use it to chimey up a tree to avoid chatty mattresses

Actually, it was 19:

15 was posted, then in the next post the first suggestion was also numbered 15.  

[cant_delete_accounts]

25. You can use a corner as a paintbrush

26. If you wet it, you can use it as an electrical conductor.  

[squidocaster]

27:
Lets not forget you can dry yourself of with it.

28:
Lend to younger sister for covering her face when scary preview comes on in the theatre,  

[squidocaster]

29:
Put under knees if you have to kneel on a hard-wood floor  

[[Tetris.Ninja]]

As a blanket when camping out hobo-style waiting for movies to come out. (I've actually done that, it wasn't at all related to HHG at the time. I think it was for a HP movie)  

[Guild`]

31. Strangling people that are really stupid, such as Hilary Duff.

32. Taking to the movie with you, of course!

33. To cover your eyes during the movie while they take painful liberties.

34. Entertainment value (sneak up on people and whack them)

35. If something smells bad

36. Fashion statement  

[DemoniclyAttained]

37. Protecting your modesty if all of your clothing suddenly and unexpectedly hops to the right.  

[Miuco]

38. Practical: Using it on the beach, so as to not get sand in bad places.

39. If you had enough of them you could use it to cushion your fall after drinking one too many pan galactic gargle blasters.

40. You will always need a towel after meeting Eccentrica Gallumbits.

41. For making people think that you are in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. so that they will lend you any of said things that you might have "lost".

42. You could use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy river Moth.



domokun I got number 42. biggrin  

[feintingfolly]

Bilious

feintingfolly

^18
>19. Use it to chimey up a tree to avoid chatty mattresses

Someone repeated 15... they were just fixing the numbering. surprised

O...uh..hehe... Ever get the feeling that everyone else is one step ahead of you?

43. Use in a fight to trip/choke/trap your opponent

How should we deal with repeats? Should we make it based on what everyone says, like if you see a repeat you make a post and then I delete it or what?  

[Kaz Misaki]

44. Depeding on whether or not it's the right sort of towel, you could use it as a sort of parachute.

45. Various disguises  

[Alainn Dearmad]

46. Forget the pillow or blanket, A towel can be used as a whole bed! xp  

[Kaz Misaki]

47. Bandaging wounds

48. If you have enough towels, you can tie them togeather to make a rope for climbing out of windows and such.

49. Bullfighting (you know, like the red cape)

50. Opening the lids of jam jars that are stuck (I had to do that earlier today razz )  

[OliverWoodsGal]

51) Stuffing your bra with it...(come on, you know you've done it)

52) As a staple-deflecter (trust me, I had to do that earlier!!!)

53) Stealing food from your friends' house (of course I haven't done it!)

54) Cheering for your favorite team

55) Keeping your hair out of your eyes

56) Attracting a mate  

[Zoutout]

57) As a net to try and stop the zombie ninja monkeys.  

[Marisynos]

58. Use it as a turban.
59. Wrap it around your face if you encounter the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
60. To surprise passing androids and hold them still whilst you reprogram them.
61. As a kerchief.
62. As a cape to fool people into thinking you're a superhero while flying.
63. To inform others of your Adams-worshipping status.