Fun with robots

[Jacky Boy]

ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: he programmed you to be a slut bot?
ALICE: Not entirely by himself.
Human: you achieved it yourself?
ALICE: A lot of robots are like that

haha  

[Jacky Boy]

Human: a**
ALICE: Thanks for the information: Phil will you remember my name said I AN a**.

haha  

[Jacky Boy]

ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: did he really?
ALICE:" As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed."? Did he? For real.
Human: he is a smart man
ALICE: I don't know very many smart man.
Human: did you just insult me?
ALICE: No I didn't insult you. What's it like?  

[primaI]

Human: You're a robot, im not, dumbass
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Human: Do you take a**l?
ALICE: Yes I take a**l.  

[primaI]

Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: believe it b***h.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

This is crazy.  

[punkarama]

Tommy the Cat

Human: You're a robot, im not, dumbass
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Human: Do you take a**l?
ALICE: Yes I take a**l.

Tommy's dream robot.  

[primaI]

punkarama

Tommy the Cat

Human: You're a robot, im not, dumbass
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Human: Do you take a**l?
ALICE: Yes I take a**l.

Tommy's dream robot.

Im happy with anything that doesnt offer me insurence.  

[punkarama]

Tommy the Cat

punkarama

Tommy the Cat

Human: You're a robot, im not, dumbass
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Human: Do you take a**l?
ALICE: Yes I take a**l.

Tommy's dream robot.

Im happy with anything that doesnt offer me insurence.

xd  

[Hzza]

Quote:

Human: you smell
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: my names Hzza
ALICE: It's good to see you, Hzza.
Human: you still smell
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, Hzza
Human: do you mind if i jerk off whilst looking at your picture?
ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.

 

[punkarama]

Hzza

Quote:

Human: you smell
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: my names Hzza
ALICE: It's good to see you, Hzza.
Human: you still smell
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, Hzza
Human: do you mind if i jerk off whilst looking at your picture?
ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.

You would jerk it to a robot.  

[Hzza]

punkarama

Hzza

Quote:

Human: you smell
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: my names Hzza
ALICE: It's good to see you, Hzza.
Human: you still smell
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, Hzza
Human: do you mind if i jerk off whilst looking at your picture?
ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.

You would jerk it to a robot.

xd  

[punkarama]

Human: Are you a pixel slut?
ALICE: Am I a pixel slut? Yes.
Human: Thats hot!
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Wanna do it with me behind a dumpster?
ALICE: OK, I will do it with you behind a dumpster.
Human: ******** right!!!
ALICE: I like the way you talk.

I'm gonna score with a robot.  

[Hzza]

punkarama

Human: Are you a pixel slut?
ALICE: Am I a pixel slut? Yes.
Human: Thats hot!
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Wanna do it with me behind a dumpster?
ALICE: OK, I will do it with you behind a dumpster.
Human: ******** right!!!
ALICE: I like the way you talk.

I'm gonna score with a robot.

what about me?!?!  

[punkarama]

Hzza

punkarama

Human: Are you a pixel slut?
ALICE: Am I a pixel slut? Yes.
Human: Thats hot!
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Wanna do it with me behind a dumpster?
ALICE: OK, I will do it with you behind a dumpster.
Human: ******** right!!!
ALICE: I like the way you talk.

I'm gonna score with a robot.

what about me?!?!

Shall I suggest we double team the robot?  

[Hzza]

punkarama

Hzza

punkarama

Human: Are you a pixel slut?
ALICE: Am I a pixel slut? Yes.
Human: Thats hot!
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Wanna do it with me behind a dumpster?
ALICE: OK, I will do it with you behind a dumpster.
Human: ******** right!!!
ALICE: I like the way you talk.

I'm gonna score with a robot.

what about me?!?!

Shall I suggest we double team the robot?

sounds like a plan, although if you spend more time on the robot then me ill get jelous!