Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

granted, but you get trapped in a space-time continuoum and get lost and attacked and eaten by giant green tentacles.

I wish for... a good wish.  

[t0shi0]

((Oh great now I have a fear of Sushi gonk ))
You wish is my command
*poof*
But sadly there are no such thing as a good wish since a wish is greedy a selfish, therefore it's impposible to get a good wish. Also this wish game is made so you can't get a good wish, even if you wish for a good wish. Alas you don't get a wish since you can't get a good wish. (o_O I use wish 10 times.)
I wish for a new chainsaw. (I remembered to make a wish this time xD)  

[yalie5]

t0shi0

((Oh great now I have a fear of Sushi gonk ))
You wish is my command
*poof*
But sadly there are no such thing as a good wish since a wish is greedy a selfish, therefore it's impposible to get a good wish. Also this wish game is made so you can't get a good wish, even if you wish for a good wish. Alas you don't get a wish since you can't get a good wish. (o_O I use wish 10 times.)
I wish for a new chainsaw. (I remembered to make a wish this time xD)

*granted*
but the chain saw was made in a third world country so it exploded in your face so now you have a giant blade lodged in your brain.
i wish for the loch ness monster to do my homework wrong and then eat it and sit on everyone but me mrgreen  

[Cat-Whiskers]

Granted. THe loch ness monster does your homework wrong, eats it and sits on everyone but you. Then it gets hungry and decides to eat you, since it's sitting on everyone else.

I wish for a 80 lb composite bow.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

granted, but then you shoot yourself in the.. ear.

I wish for a star to be named after me.  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then that star is so huge that its explosion sets of a chain of supernovas that ultimately engulf the galaxym, and doom the earth to exthinction. twisted

I wish for a talisman of endless good luck!  

[cold_blooded_chick]

There's a similar thread like this in my other guild, except it's called Ruin-A-Wish something...

Granted, but your evilness corrupts the talisman and now it turns you into a fat slug!!!

I wish I could make my fantasies come true~  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: you make your fantasies come true and die of bordom....

Wish: i wish i could revive the soviet union  

[yalie5]

granted but they take you prisoner and you are executed and then with out you their to wish they'd stay revived the ussr collapse.
i wish for a two lb dictionary  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: a 2lb dictionary falls out of the sky and lands on your head

Wish: i wish i had a nuke  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

granted, but.. (trying to do sth original).. it turns into a giant fluffly purple rose and eats the oompa loompas which I randomly gave it and it turns into.. the worst thing in the world, which is... you.

(not really)

I wish for.. humour.  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: Tommorow some1 will tell you a joke so funny you die of laughter

Wish: i wish i had a shiling for ever senseless killing (NoFx-the decline lyrics)  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

granted.. but you choke on it and die...

I wish for.. another wish.  

[xoCrow]

I think I've played this game in the Word Games Forum! :0

Granted, but then you keep wishing for more wishes so you never think about an actual wish.

I wish I can toucheh someone's heart boxers! x3  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted you touch the heart boxers and suddenly die of kinkyness

Wish: i wish jesus came back to life