funniest joke arena *Finally open*

[`Jet Black Heart]

Reson

what do ya call 10000 black guys buried up to their foreheads?....AFROTURF

a guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a horse. the bartender says that the horse hasnt laughed or cried in 200 years. "ill give you 3000 dollars if you can make the horse laugh" the bartender says. the guy takes the horse outside and when he comes in the horse is ROTFL. the bartender says "ill give you another 3000 dollars if you can make him cry" the man goes out and the horse comes back in bawling. the bartender says "before i give you your money tell me what you did". the man says "to make him laugh i went out and told him my d**k was bigger than his. to make him cry i went out there and PROVED IT."


wadda ya call americans workin on a car? mechanics
wadda ya call black guys working on a car? slavery
wadda ya call mexicans IN a car? GRAND THEFT AUTO

*Cough Racist, Cough Racist* But that horse one was funny.

 

[Sharashi]

Reson

what do ya call 10000 black guys buried up to their foreheads?....AFROTURF

a guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a horse. the bartender says that the horse hasnt laughed or cried in 200 years. "ill give you 3000 dollars if you can make the horse laugh" the bartender says. the guy takes the horse outside and when he comes in the horse is ROTFL. the bartender says "ill give you another 3000 dollars if you can make him cry" the man goes out and the horse comes back in bawling. the bartender says "before i give you your money tell me what you did". the man says "to make him laugh i went out and told him my d**k was bigger than his. to make him cry i went out there and PROVED IT."


wadda ya call americans workin on a car? mechanics
wadda ya call black guys working on a car? slavery
wadda ya call mexicans IN a car? GRAND THEFT AUTO

lol if u entered u'd have my vote  

[D4_D4RK_4NG3L]

lol funni lol  

[philips_girl88]

i think you should make this a poll. it would make it easier for people to vote and easier for you to keep record of who is winning.  

[philips_girl88]

Reson

what do ya call 10000 black guys buried up to their foreheads?....AFROTURF

a guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a horse. the bartender says that the horse hasnt laughed or cried in 200 years. "ill give you 3000 dollars if you can make the horse laugh" the bartender says. the guy takes the horse outside and when he comes in the horse is ROTFL. the bartender says "ill give you another 3000 dollars if you can make him cry" the man goes out and the horse comes back in bawling. the bartender says "before i give you your money tell me what you did". the man says "to make him laugh i went out and told him my d**k was bigger than his. to make him cry i went out there and PROVED IT."


wadda ya call americans workin on a car? mechanics
wadda ya call black guys working on a car? slavery
wadda ya call mexicans IN a car? GRAND THEFT AUTO

i can't stop laughing on that last one. you should enter. and the horse one is really funn too, but i have heard that like a thousand times already. same goes for all of them, but that last still makes me bust a gut.  

[turtlepower101]

Reson

what do ya call 10000 black guys buried up to their foreheads?....AFROTURF

a guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a horse. the bartender says that the horse hasnt laughed or cried in 200 years. "ill give you 3000 dollars if you can make the horse laugh" the bartender says. the guy takes the horse outside and when he comes in the horse is ROTFL. the bartender says "ill give you another 3000 dollars if you can make him cry" the man goes out and the horse comes back in bawling. the bartender says "before i give you your money tell me what you did". the man says "to make him laugh i went out and told him my d**k was bigger than his. to make him cry i went out there and PROVED IT."


wadda ya call americans workin on a car? mechanics
wadda ya call black guys working on a car? slavery
wadda ya call mexicans IN a car? GRAND THEFT AUTO

ahhhhh racist i'm a wetbak racista!i!



Y do black ppl have nightmares all the time?





because the last black person that had a dream got shot


lol  

[aznplayer4]

i got a joke sad i dont wanna join)

a blonde girl asks her boyfriend to help her with a puzzle. Her boyfriend asks "what is it suppose to be when its done", and the blode girl said"some kind of tiger". So her boyfriend comes over and asks where the puzzle is, and he found it in the table spreaded out. Her boyfriend said "ok, now you go take a rest and ill put the frosted flakes back in the box"  

[iron maiden princess]

Why didnt the cannibals eat the clown?

Becuse it tasted funny  

[purple squall]

^^  

[purple squall]

wow  

[purple squall]

haha  

[purple squall]

jokes  

[purple squall]

me no jokes to say crying  

[Jodei]

Here's a couple for u guys

Stupid Questions, Smart Answers


BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something. It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".


Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."  

[Jodei]

Here's another from my blog

Read each of the following lines out loud.


This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an old cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat






Now, go back and read the THIRD word in each line, starting at the top.