The Corrupt Wish Game

[Wirai]

Wewt. We're not even a page in and already have forgotten to put in our wishes.

I wish I hadn't gone skating for 4 1/2 hours yesterday. D:  

[ZarialAmeraise]

ok. but now your fat!
i wish i had a poster child!  

[cosmeticsbyjenni]

granted..but then you get arrested because someone sees you shopping with said poster child and they realise they saw her on a milk carton somewhere...


I wish that I could visit and elven kingdom...  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. but to do so you must drink lava.

i wish i could live on the moon.  

[DragonsKiss]

GRANTED, but unfortunately you freeze to death once the moon rotates so the sun no longer hits it at all

I wish my cat was well behaved  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. nw you have a nice p***y.

i wish poor kiss didnt have to listen to my bad joke.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok but only cause you chopped off their ears and now your in jail feeling guilty.

I wish I had a pet monkey  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

(is anybody here???)  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. but your pet monkey has only one trick: throughing fecese at you.
i wish marn didnt smell so bad.  

[Framdira]

Granted, but he/she/it smells so good, it burns your nose,

I wish the world stopped turning,  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

Ok but it stops turning in the middle of the night so your half of the world is stuck in darkness forever, throwing you into another ice age.

I wish people in my forum would stop mocking my odor!  

[ZarialAmeraise]

ok. its not your forum. it belongs to china.

i wish i lived in dance town  

[diluted noka]

You're placed under 2-year house arrest.

I wish I could be a keronian.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

k, but your so happy from having your wish granted that you explode and that kinda rains on your parade a wee bit.

I wish that it was April  

[Victson]

Granted, but it snows.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.