Things you would never hear Sailor Moon or the Scouts say

[Luamervara]

Nisora

Usagi: Mamoru... lets just abort her.

xD; *Perfect*


Mamoru: I'll pay.



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Mamoru: Seriously, would it *kill* any one of those villians to *not* kidnap me? Why don't they ever kidnap Artemis?  

[Velma Touched My Tralala]

"Hello, my name is Ami Mizuno... and I'm an alcoholic."  

[Mantikor]

Ami: Who needs studying, I want to be a prostitute.  

[LibrarianThaedrisAedis]

Setsuna: Ok, that marks 3 times this week I've scared the crap out of Usagi... *makes note on notepad*  

[Velma Touched My Tralala]

Chibi Hotaru: .....I see dead people. O_O....  

[Nia Lunaire]

Luamervara

Mamoru to Usagi: Usagi, I have something to tell you. I had an affiar with Kunzite.

Usagi: o.o What?

Mamoru:...And Fiore. Seems, I don't like girls at all.

Usagi: O.O; Nani!?

Mamoru: And...Seiya too..when he's..not a she.

Usagi: B-but...Ma..mo-chan..what about Chibiusa?

Mamoru: *Scratches head* Eh...'bout that...well...she's not your daughter..per..sa...

lol  

[A Kiss of Starlight]

Usagi - Mamo-chan what are you reading?

Mamo - Just a book.

-Usagi peers over to see what he is reading, Mamo tries to hide it and fails-

Usagi - WHAAAT?!?!

-Usagi slaps Mamo, tears building in her eyes-

Usagi - How could you?

-Mamo drops the book to reveal a copy of a MamoruxRei doujinshi-

Mamo - Hey, what can I say....she's hotter than you. And this book makes me look good...-whistles smugly-  

[LibrarianThaedrisAedis]

Usagi - How exactly does a cloud of dark matter crash into Earth? That's what I want to know.  

[Neffy_The_Dark_Queen]

Sailor Mars: Sailor moon lets go save the earth -looks at her-

Sailor Moon: its ok it will still be here tomorrow -sighs and starts studing-

Sailor Mars -jaw drops-  

[kawaiibunny3]

Nisora

Usagi: Mamoru... lets just abort her.

this is the only one that made me burst out laughing rofl  

[Velma Touched My Tralala]

Rei: No, Grandpa, I'm not sleeping with my friends. stressed NOW GET THAT VIDEO CAMERA OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!  

[Luamervara]

Hotaru: *Just walked into Michiru and Haruka's room...and catches them.* What THE HELL?

Michiru: *Dressed in some cosplaying outfit.* Erm...We're just playing dear..

Haruka: *coughs.* Yeah...house...that's it...


Hotaru: *emotionally scarred...for life*  

[bullterrierlove]

all these are really hilarious  

[Ophie In Water]

Usagi- Mamoru I don't want Chibi-Usa so I'm going on birth control so she will never be born, and to get an heir when the Black Moon comes Demnado will be the father of my heir.  

[Luamervara]

(This bit is for Parellel Moon)


Mamoru: Eh, Listen, Usagi.. You know how all the other's kids are just a little bit older than Kousagi right?

Usagi: Yeah..what about it?

Mamoru: Well... I'm the father.

Usagi: What?!

Mamoru: And... well.. I'm Hotaru's father too.

Usagi: how..is that EVEN possible?

Mamoru: Well one night I met her mother..and..had a few drinks..you know...

Usagi:.....@.@ Who are you -not- the father of?

Mamoru: o.o Thought you knew. Well...Not quite sure....