The 7 Puppets of Byako

[ZombieJeff]

Pulls a wall of lead 10 feet thick out of the ground, traping brett with his rhino.

"We also need a lazy boy, and a luagh track." Coughs twice, then spits out a couch, promptly taking a seat. "Now where did I put that damn box?" searching through the robes, says the zombie  

[Alchemy Puppet]

Are you sure your a zombie?  

[ZombieJeff]

"No, I'm beter than a zombie, but its far to complicated to explain."

Say Jeff, pulling out a box with a button, that once pressed emits a series of light chuckling.  

[Madam Sona Trisha]

We're all here to listen sir Jeff.  

[ZombieJeff]

"Sir Jeff?" MY I haven't been called that in a long time.

Of course, I've also been called Sir Jeffington of Zombiedworth... Well, to be honest, the principle itself is quite simple, its the other parts that get confusing.

Heres how it started; I decided not to die. SImple as that...  

[Faulty Ambition]

Pssh!
We've got almost all of the basics now.
But we're missing three important things.

1) Wacky but believable antics
2) Cameras
3) An Audience

We'll never be a good sitcom without them!  

[Taimu Dolores]

That's true..........  

[Kaizoku Waq]

ZombieJeff

"Sir Jeff?" MY I haven't been called that in a long time.

Of course, I've also been called Sir Jeffington of Zombiedworth... Well, to be honest, the principle itself is quite simple, its the other parts that get confusing.

Heres how it started; I decided not to die. SImple as that...

Ofcourse. rolleyes  

[ZombieJeff]

"Hey, your part of the audience, Twinears." jeff slowly rises out of his chair.

"As for a camera." FLings quote to one side, a camera apearing when it falls back into place.

"TADA!"  

[Alchemy Puppet]

Now how should this sitcom go sir?  

[ZombieJeff]

"Why, in a situational, and comedic manner, I should think."

the laugh track ques up again.  

[Nori Solaris]

Whoa! Where the people laughing?!  

[Madam Sona Trisha]

It's automatic idiot.... stare  

[Nori Solaris]

ooooohhh............Pancakes!

*chorus of laughter*

X3  

[Inez Firous]

..................................baka.........