The Browny of Doom!

[my dog ate my sanity]

I secretly want it all for me ... but shhhhhhhhhh, it's a secret.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

T.T But I asked first... You have to split it with me.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

See, I secretly asked first, but was just so secretive that you didn't notice  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

*Looks* Nooo! You did not! You just want the brownie... T.T You could have the bigger piece!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

So secret you can't even see it.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

I got an idea! *40 Watt Lightbulb* We could wait for the brownie to *lightbulb goes out* Hang on... *searches for new lightbulb* Doo doo doo do dooooooooo *Finds one and replaces old one* grow twice its current size, then we can split it in half and we each get a piece!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Now, that's so crazy it just might work.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

I know! Our only problem... how long will it take for it to grow that big? O.O  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Not too long.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Like what? A week? A month? A year? A decade? I don't want to wait a decade for a brownie...  

[my dog ate my sanity]

About 10 minutes.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

*Waits ten minutes and watches brownie grow* Ha! *Grabs a knife and cuts the brownie in half perfectly* *Hands one peice to Sanity* Yay! Brownie! *Eats her piece*  

[my dog ate my sanity]

*Saves her piece that it may grow even bigger*  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Dammit... T.T *Breaks a small peice off of Sanity's and lets it grow* I'll give back that amount. *Gives back half of what she now has* There you go. ^^  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Sounds good.