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sasa_powa_4eva

So does west melon exists...?!

west melon is watermelon  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

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sasa_powa_4eva

So does west melon exists...?!

west melon is watermelon

Oh oops I mean noth! lol sweatdrop  

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sasa_powa_4eva

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sasa_powa_4eva

So does west melon exists...?!

west melon is watermelon

Oh oops I mean noth! lol sweatdrop

east melon--> nothing
west melon--> watermelon
north melon --> winter melon
south melon--> pumpkin  

[Nyanfood]

No... Wintermelon isn't north.... I think it sounds like east, but it's actually 'dong' as in 'winter'

Then there is a melon that sounds like each of the four major directions.  

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Riyoku Sakimori

No... Wintermelon isn't north.... I think it sounds like east, but it's actually 'dong' as in 'winter'

Then there is a melon that sounds like each of the four major directions.

oops..you're right it's east melon not north melon redface ..but there is no norht melon..is there? 'buck'?  

[Flammable Bait]

please...stop..your making me feel left out crying  

[Nyanfood]

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Riyoku Sakimori

No... Wintermelon isn't north.... I think it sounds like east, but it's actually 'dong' as in 'winter'

Then there is a melon that sounds like each of the four major directions.

oops..you're right it's east melon not north melon redface ..but there is no norht melon..is there? 'buck'?

I don't know my directions in chinese.  

[tamcharles]

Oh wow, having taken an advanced course in Linguistics, I find the linguistical curiosities of chinese speech to be facinating. Keep posting, this stuff is really something.

I wish I could contribute but I guess that being able to understand it all is good enough. Don't blame me tho... I'm a CBC. razz  

[wiim]

北菇 = buck goo = northern mushrooms = prostitutes  

[Tokioka]

piano skinny = c** sau = monster  

[tamcharles]

wiim

北菇 = buck goo = northern mushrooms = prostitutes

I didn't know that. Wait till I tell your grandmother the new chinese phrase that I learned. blaugh twisted  

[wiim]

tamcharles

wiim

北菇 = buck goo = northern mushrooms = prostitutes

I didn't know that. Wait till I tell your grandmother the new chinese phrase that I learned. blaugh twisted

My mom told me the alternate meaning when we were out having dim sum and I wanted some 'buk goo siu mai'.... xd  

[tamcharles]

wiim

tamcharles

wiim

北菇 = buck goo = northern mushrooms = prostitutes

I didn't know that. Wait till I tell your grandmother the new chinese phrase that I learned. blaugh twisted

My mom told me the alternate meaning when we were out having dim sum and I wanted some 'buk goo siu mai'.... xd

LoL! lol  

[Minielf]

I've got some good ones that come from the Fujian Dialect

"Smelly Brother" (Chao Di)
"Stupid Chicken" (Ong Gue)
"Loud Pigeon" (A Yen)  

[Dawning Emulsion]

Blowing water = b*llsh*tting = blowing your own trumpet = 吹水

7 = seven = geeky/nerdy/...