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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:25 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:30 pm
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Lauz stfutoaststix The only reason I would wanna be a guy is so I can spell my name out with my pee.. xp You can do that as a girl too. 3nodding
I don't have an aimer ;o |
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:38 pm
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Fairy_Sage Maybe, I would like to see what it's like to be a boy for a day. But only a day. Y'know? Is it awkward in the bathroom? I always ask my guy pals about bathroom rules. My one friend said, "No talking at the urinals." Urin... els??? I don't know. And no looking. XD
in the bathroom:
at the urinals:
no talking at the urinals (unless both parties are ok with the conversation, and you know the person you are talking to)
no looking
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to finish up:
shake it once is fine, twice is near the line, thrice is just playing with yourself. none of that unless your alone.
in the stalls:
noises are ok. we all know people fart
no talking, whatsoever.
reading is fine, if you bring your own material.
the toilet paper sucks, we know. deal with it.
if your sittin' on the john and the toilet paper's gone, be a man and use your hand.
never EVER look through the crack between the door and the stall wall. if its occupied, the door stays closed. thats just common sense.
when alone:
if you KNOW you can pull it off, and you KNOW no one will see, its ok to masturbate.
if you KNOW no one is in the bathroom with you, its ok to sing.
if you KNOW you will be alone your whole trip, feel free to prance around and be as gay as you want. same applies to playing with yourself in the mirror.
this is the unrwitten book on the bathroom laws. if you follow these terms, you may get by in life, and retain your 100% straight orientation, as seen by the other guys. |
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:41 pm
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[Sonic Offline] Fairy_Sage Maybe, I would like to see what it's like to be a boy for a day. But only a day. Y'know? Is it awkward in the bathroom? I always ask my guy pals about bathroom rules. My one friend said, "No talking at the urinals." Urin... els??? I don't know. And no looking. XD in the bathroom: at the urinals:
no talking at the urinals (unless both parties are ok with the conversation, and you know the person you are talking to)
no looking
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to finish up:
shake it once is fine, twice is near the line, thrice is just playing with yourself. none of that unless your alone.
in the stalls:
noises are ok. we all know people fart
no talking, whatsoever.
reading is fine, if you bring your own material.
the toilet paper sucks, we know. deal with it.
if your sittin' on the john and the toilet paper's gone, be a man and use your hand.
never EVER look through the crack between the door and the stall wall. if its occupied, the door stays closed. thats just common sense.
when alone:
if you KNOW you can pull it off, and you KNOW no one will see, its ok to masturbate.
if you KNOW no one is in the bathroom with you, its ok to sing.
if you KNOW you will be alone your whole trip, feel free to prance around and be as gay as you want. same applies to playing with yourself in the mirror.
this is the unrwitten book on the bathroom laws. if you follow these terms, you may get by in life, and retain your 100% straight orientation, as seen by the other guys.
I'd do just the opposite of what you should do. xD
What if you wanted to talk to the person next to you so you turn to the side and pee on them? ;o |
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:45 pm
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stfutoaststix [Sonic Offline] Fairy_Sage Maybe, I would like to see what it's like to be a boy for a day. But only a day. Y'know? Is it awkward in the bathroom? I always ask my guy pals about bathroom rules. My one friend said, "No talking at the urinals." Urin... els??? I don't know. And no looking. XD in the bathroom: at the urinals:
no talking at the urinals (unless both parties are ok with the conversation, and you know the person you are talking to)
no looking
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to finish up:
shake it once is fine, twice is near the line, thrice is just playing with yourself. none of that unless your alone.
in the stalls:
noises are ok. we all know people fart
no talking, whatsoever.
reading is fine, if you bring your own material.
the toilet paper sucks, we know. deal with it.
if your sittin' on the john and the toilet paper's gone, be a man and use your hand.
never EVER look through the crack between the door and the stall wall. if its occupied, the door stays closed. thats just common sense.
when alone:
if you KNOW you can pull it off, and you KNOW no one will see, its ok to masturbate.
if you KNOW no one is in the bathroom with you, its ok to sing.
if you KNOW you will be alone your whole trip, feel free to prance around and be as gay as you want. same applies to playing with yourself in the mirror.
this is the unrwitten book on the bathroom laws. if you follow these terms, you may get by in life, and retain your 100% straight orientation, as seen by the other guys. I'd do just the opposite of what you should do. xD
What if you wanted to talk to the person next to you so you turn to the side and pee on them? ;o
ONLY in the Netherlands is that acceptable (and there its considered a joke).
here you'd either get kicked in the balls or just beaten up. |
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:57 pm
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[Sonic Offline] Fairy_Sage Maybe, I would like to see what it's like to be a boy for a day. But only a day. Y'know? Is it awkward in the bathroom? I always ask my guy pals about bathroom rules. My one friend said, "No talking at the urinals." Urin... els??? I don't know. And no looking. XD in the bathroom: at the urinals:
no talking at the urinals (unless both parties are ok with the conversation, and you know the person you are talking to)
no looking
---
to finish up:
shake it once is fine, twice is near the line, thrice is just playing with yourself. none of that unless your alone.
in the stalls:
noises are ok. we all know people fart
no talking, whatsoever.
reading is fine, if you bring your own material.
the toilet paper sucks, we know. deal with it.
if your sittin' on the john and the toilet paper's gone, be a man and use your hand.
never EVER look through the crack between the door and the stall wall. if its occupied, the door stays closed. thats just common sense.
when alone:
if you KNOW you can pull it off, and you KNOW no one will see, its ok to masturbate.
if you KNOW no one is in the bathroom with you, its ok to sing.
if you KNOW you will be alone your whole trip, feel free to prance around and be as gay as you want. same applies to playing with yourself in the mirror.
this is the unrwitten book on the bathroom laws. if you follow these terms, you may get by in life, and retain your 100% straight orientation, as seen by the other guys.
The unwritten laws of the bathroom! XD
How do you know all this?!
For girls - girls like to chat, but I'm all, "Don't talk to me! I'm in the bathroom!" but I don't shut up once I start washing my hands. And I heard a lot of dudes don't wash their hands so I'm always a little wary to shake hands with people. XD
I hate the crap on the walls of stalls, I don't care of so-and-so's a slut or she-did-that-while-drunk! XD |
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 pm
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