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SkeletonPhoenix

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:31 am
If there were other planets wouldn't that like crumble the cristian religion. Well because that would bring less significance to are live and because well we are supose to be the only intelligent beings in the universe. burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes stressed xd  
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:08 pm
Pretty much. If God had us and created us in his image, why would there be life anywhere else? Why we he need any of that?
Or for that matter, why would he need any other planets or stars at all?
I asked someone that. And they said:
"God likes giving us pretty things to look at."
surprised Pretty things? It all makes sense now! Golly gee whizz, thanks God!  

Karla Marx


AnonymouZ

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:23 pm
Karla Marx
Pretty much. If God had us and created us in his image, why would there be life anywhere else? Why we he need any of that?
Or for that matter, why would he need any other planets or stars at all?
I asked someone that. And they said:
"God likes giving us pretty things to look at."
surprised Pretty things? It all makes sense now! Golly gee whizz, thanks God!


yes... and how does "Pretty things? It all makes sense now! Golly gee whizz, thanks God!" differ from "Hmmph" and "Nonsense"?

*in reference to your previous post on this thread.  
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:53 pm
AnonymouZ
Karla Marx
Pretty much. If God had us and created us in his image, why would there be life anywhere else? Why we he need any of that?
Or for that matter, why would he need any other planets or stars at all?
I asked someone that. And they said:
"God likes giving us pretty things to look at."
surprised Pretty things? It all makes sense now! Golly gee whizz, thanks God!


yes... and how does "Pretty things? It all makes sense now! Golly gee whizz, thanks God!" differ from "Hmmph" and "Nonsense"?

*in reference to your previous post on this thread.


There's a difference between smugness and sarcasm.

Though it cannot be detected on the Internet. exclaim  

Covered-Up Boxers


SkeletonPhoenix

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:10 pm
Christian souls are "A CAVERN OF LIES"  
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:58 pm
Mmm, let me fill their caverns with my hard, long, throbbing lies. XD  

Theophrastus


Karla Marx

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:11 am
AnonymouZ
Karla Marx
Pretty much. If God had us and created us in his image, why would there be life anywhere else? Why we he need any of that?
Or for that matter, why would he need any other planets or stars at all?
I asked someone that. And they said:
"God likes giving us pretty things to look at."
surprised Pretty things? It all makes sense now! Golly gee whizz, thanks God!


yes... and how does "Pretty things? It all makes sense now! Golly gee whizz, thanks God!" differ from "Hmmph" and "Nonsense"?

*in reference to your previous post on this thread.

Because I'm not mocking their beliefs and being all high and mighty about, but mocking their logic. razz Like someone said, I'm being Sarcastic, not smug.  
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:26 am
I prefer the Christopher Hitchens stance of being smug, arrogant, condescending and rude because the self-evident truth doesn't change, no matter how it's presented.

Okay, so I don't really go around totally assholehish all the time...but I reserve the right. XD  

Theophrastus


Kiyrugoji

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:55 am
Sure, going around like an a*****e about it is wrong...

but DAMN is it fun!  
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:24 am
Pay no attention to fools; they are not worth your time.

Also, stereotypes make Baby Jesus cry.  

Cirosan


Baron von Turkeypants

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:27 am
Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor
YOU make baby jesus cry.
Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor
 
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:13 pm
LOL SPOILERS for Chapter 3:

Quote:
Back in his own quarters, Rodney put the cat in the box he’d covered with a blanket trying to make it more comfortable for his new pet. He trotted into his bathroom, washed up, and dropped onto his bed.

“Like I really can sleep,” he muttered. He turned on his side and noticed for the first time, the card Zelinka had included with his gift. He opened it.

Happy Birthday, Rodney. It said simply. A note fell out. McKay grabbed it and wondered what had been so important.

Rodney,

I have a strange feeling time is short and I know you don’t know the Lord. If I disappear mysteriously, read a passage in Thessalonians 4 and then Revelations. It will tell you what is going to happen. Things are going to get bad, my friend. Very bad. I’m not sure if it will affect just Earth, or every planet.

You still have a chance to be saved. Take it. I’d hate think of you burning for all eternity.


Radek
“Okay, Zelinka,” Rodney replied. “Where do I find a Bible?”


Remember, Rodney was Mister "Nonsense!" in the beginning.

I'd like to note that I'm not familiar with Stargate or Left Behind and so I have no idea what's going on. xD
 

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:31 pm
Karla Marx
Oh god. The first few sentences are bad enough.

Quote:
“How can you believe that religious crap!” Rodney threw a disbelieving glare at Zelinka. “It’s all a bunch of nonsense!” The two were working late in McKay’s lab on some new piece of technology that had been brought back by Sheppard’s team.

“How can deciding where to spend eternity be nonsense!” Radek shot back. “It’s the most important decision I’ve made in my life!”

“I don’t believe you!” McKay’s expression echoed his disbelieving tone. “Everyone knows the Bible is just a book filled with morality tales and myths!”

“Rodney!” Zelinka slammed his hand on the desk, startling them both. He winced slightly but went on, “Where do you think I’ve gotten my inspiration for all the times I’ve saved your life?”

Satirically he replied. “You’re naturally brilliant?”

“No. I prayed to God and asked.”

“Humfp.” He looked smugly at the other scientist. “Just means I’m smarter than you are.”

Damn Atheist scientists. Always think they're smarter than everyone else!
Always saying things like "Humphf" and "Nonsense."


Wow. And this is why I didn't even touch the actual story.

First off, the author spelled Zelenka's last name wrong. Secondly, Zelenka is Czech. The Czech Republic is one of the most atheistic countries in the world.

Bad example. rolleyes  
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:55 pm
Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor
Third, Rodney is always right. Except for that time when he destroyed 3/4 of a solar system, but that was a very special exception.
Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor
 

Baron von Turkeypants


Cirosan

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:10 pm
Baron von Turkeypants
Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor
YOU make baby jesus cry.
Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

...Okay. That was brought on by?

An addition to the list: Fourth, the Left Behind series is, in my opinion, a sub-par ripoff of Stephen King's The Stand.  
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