The Stereotypical Atheist Profesor: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

[Cirosan]

The worst thing about this is that the author has to stoop to fabricated stories to justify their beliefs, rather than being able to actually prove them.  

[Theophrastus]

"We've never seen gluons, they're just a theory!"

Humans had never seen the dumbo octopus until a few years go. Did they not exist? Did we suddenly will them to be in a spasm of wishful thinking?

We'd never seen atoms up until a few hundred years ago - yet we had theorized since before Christ that tiny particles made up everything.

What a horrible, pitiable argument.

Regarding the final panel, who, when confronted with a new idea, would first think, "What happens if I die without believing this?"

Man: I have discovered that an ice cream bar is in the refrigerator, when we had previously thought there to be NONE!
Other Man: What will happen if I die without believing this?!

What utter rubbish.  

[Kiyrugoji]

That comic quoted Kent Hovind. It = crap.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

Quote:

Man: I have discovered that an ice cream bar is in the refrigerator, when we had previously thought there to be NONE!
Other Man: What will happen if I die without believing this?!

What utter rubbish.

lol

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

 

[Covered-Up Boxers]

That comic was rather... dim. Not only did they paint the 'Christian' as this good-natured boy with a Republican haircut, but the teacher was fat and painted as unwilling to learn. Atheists believe in facts and logic. If you can somehow prove the existances of an all-powerful 'God' through logic then we will listen.

I highly doubt a born-again Christian(As the 'character' in this comic is bound to be) could disprove evolution. Our atoms are not strung together by tiny angels, okay? Just like gravity isn't BIG angels holding us down.  

[Theophrastus]

Covered-Up Boxers

I highly doubt a born-again Christian(As the 'character' in this comic is bound to be) could disprove evolution. Our atoms are not strung together by tiny angels, okay? Just like gravity isn't BIG angels holding us down.

Of course not, silly. It's the touching if His Noodly Appendage!  

[Karla Marx]

Theophrastus

Covered-Up Boxers

I highly doubt a born-again Christian(As the 'character' in this comic is bound to be) could disprove evolution. Our atoms are not strung together by tiny angels, okay? Just like gravity isn't BIG angels holding us down.

Of course not, silly. It's the touching if His Noodly Appendage!

Blasphemy.
Its obviously the Invisible Pink Unicorns holy hooves pushing us down on the Earth.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

What are you talking about? There's scientific evidence that the FSM's noodly appendages keep us down. Haven't you seen what happens when people live in caves!?

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

 

[Theophrastus]

And how the noodle-loving people of the Asias are shorter because, due to their diets, they are closer to the Spaghedeity and thusly receive more of his pressing down?  

[Kiyrugoji]

See?! We're smarter than THEY are!  

[Karla Marx]

Bah. Noodles have too many carbs. Thats ungodly.
Wait. Did the Spaghetti Monster invent those Miracle Noodles that are 0 Cal.?
... It all makes sense now.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

What about cup o' noodles? that's gotta be the unhealthiest thing on the face of the earth, but it tastes so good.

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor

 

[Karla Marx]

Well, the FSM has given us free will and the freedom to make good and bad choices; Miracle Noodles being holy, and the Cup o' Noodles is evil temptation.
And then he gives us ambiguous things such as lasagna. Is it a pasta? Is it a casserole?
Who knows! He truly works in mysterious ways.  

[Robthebob]

This is how I see that comic...

If he was a professor, then he would have known that there is no such thing as "cold", just the absense of heat, same with darkness, its the absense of light.

Love how pro-christian propeganda stories always are so far-fetched.


I also dont see how that the evolution poster proves that the guy is wrong. They could just say that, "oh they REALLY founda monkey jaw bone that was really far into the rock that was a modern day monkey, of COURSE it couldn't have fallen that far. Its a modern day one". PLUS, the layers of rock answer doesnt work. Carbon dating is MUCH more accurate than looking into the age of the rocks it was found in. But meh..

REALLY lame cartoon. Lot of inaccuracies. Stereotypical "good natured", clean, not spaztic, (probably) republican angel boy.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor

Get back on topic, we're talking about the all-mighty FSM.

Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor