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Biohazard EXTREME

PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:20 pm
God, I hate those long a** intros.

But still, there's better game soundtracks out there than Mirror's Edge.  
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:23 pm
Seriously, one thing I dislike about techno. I don't have the patience for it.

I haven't tried it yet. Looks pretty amazing, I'm sure the soundtrack is good but yeah. Better soundtracks  

Mr. Kennedy


Biohazard EXTREME

PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:29 pm
But that's getting off topic. I should write another RE rap... Hmm... Who haven't I done yet?  
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:46 pm
I'm Wesker. I wear my sunglasses at night, 'cause I'm so damn white. IIGHT?!?

G-G-G- G-VIRUS!

Represent.  


Thee Stranger



DamnBlackHeart

Romantic Dreamer

PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:26 pm
Haha, wow. That was great. xd  
PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 8:02 pm
I'm surprised nobody came up with this yet. xd

Wesker Face, derived from Poker Face by Lady Gaga!

Don't wanna hold 'em like they do in Arklay, please!
The way they do things can get you killed with but a sneeze!
Bring in the S.T.A.R.S. and let them run 'round just to start!
And when they're done let Crimsons come rip out all of their hearts!

Oh, oh-Oh-oh-oh, oh-oheoeoheoh!
I'll hit them hard, what trust that they've got!
Oh, oh-Oh-oh-oh, oh-oheoeoheoh!
I'll hit them hard, what trust that they've got!

Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Wesker face!
Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Wesker face!

W-w-w-Wesker face, w-w-Wesker face!
W-w-w-Wesker face, w-w-Wesker face!

I wanna toy with them, what joy that it will be!
A little gamble, but that's just fun for me!
Espionage is not the same without the shades!
And baby if they go for it you know you've got it made!

Oh, oh-Oh-oh-oh, oh-oheoeoheoh!
I'll hit them hard, what trust that they've got!
Oh, oh-Oh-oh-oh, oh-oheoeoheoh!
I'll hit them hard, what trust that they've got!

Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Wesker face!
Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Wesker face!

W-w-w-Wesker face, w-w-Wesker face!
W-w-w-Wesker face, w-w-Wesker face!

I won't show them that I hate them, loathe so great them,
'Cause I'm bluffin, bank vault stuffin',
I'm not poor anymore 'cause I am so money-grubbin'!
Just like a super cool spy on a mission, workin' for my money!
Keepin' no promises, what's wrong with this? I'm down with this!

Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Wesker face!
Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Wesker face!
Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Wesker face!
Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Wesker face!
Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Wesker face!
Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Wesker face!

W-w-w-Wesker face, w-w-Wesker face!
W-w-w-Wesker face, w-w-Wesker face!
W-w-w-Wesker face, w-w-Wesker face!
W-w-w-Wesker face, w-w-Wesker face!
W-w-w-Wesker face, w-w-Wesker face!
W-w-w-Wesker face, w-w-Wesker face!  

Canas Renvall
Vice Captain


Biohazard EXTREME

PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:13 am
Well, here's a new jam by MC Biohazard. This would be the Original Tyrant rap:

When I was let out my capsule, I was enraged,
Wesker released me, a beast out of a cage,
Without hesistation, I shattered the glass,
And lashed out at Wesker, to rip him a new a**.
But when I attacked Jill, she was a lot faster,
And proved more of a challenge, than that blonde b*****d,
She thought that she killed me with that puny gun,
But little did she know, that I was briefly stunned.
Emerging on the Heliport, I sprung my second strike,
And tried to show them something, I knew they wouldn't like,
I leaped forward, and swung my claw at Chris,
But much to my dismay, when I swung, I missed.
He got the Rocket Launcher, from that douchebag, Brad,
I feigned false confidence, but I knew things were bad,
When Chris fired that rocket, it was the end for me,
Remember the Original Tyrant: O.T.  
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:57 am
Ick. Lady Gaga is the sluttiest b***h I've seen outside of porn. She sucks. And I'm already sick to death of her. Not to piss in your Cheerios there, Canas. It was a nice parody and everything.

Haha, very nice Bio. xd  


Thee Stranger



Biohazard EXTREME

PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:37 pm
You know, I should just record all my RE raps. I should take some music from RE that has a beat and record over it. XD  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:58 pm
IN SPIRITS OF CHRISTMAS I SAY....we start rewriting classic christmas songs with Resident Evil type of lyrics.

for instance, here is a song

Walking in a Winter Zombieland

Zombies sing,
...are you listening?
In the land,
...blood is glistening.
A horrible sight,
...we're running tonight.

Walking in a Winter Zombieland

Gone away are the peoples.
Here to stay are the creep-ples.
Its time to skip town,
...hey Claire just "get down!".

Walking in a Winter Zombieland

In the city we can kill a zombieeeeeee.
c**k your gun and shoot it in the heaaaaaad.
Ne-me-sis is watching really closely.
So, its best to stay at home and hide in beeeeeed.

Umbrella Corp,
...will conspire.
As Raccoon Cityyyyy, burns in fire.
Then face unafraid,
...the plans Wesker's made.

Walking in a Winter Zombieland

I know it could have probably been better, but its hard to rhyme sometimes xD.  

ElenaMason

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Biohazard EXTREME

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:50 pm
Would Winter Zombieland be better? On the count of the movie that came out? I have a feeling that Zombieland is gonna become a household phrase among zombie fans.

Here's my 12 days. It should be read from the bottom up, but for the sake of saving space, here's what the LAST verse would be:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Umbrella gave to me...

Twelve zombies moaning,
Eleven Hunters hunting,
Ten files a-reading,
Nine puzzles solving,
Eight keys unlocking,
Seven herbs a-healing,
Six magnum bullets,
Five minutes left!
Four item boxes,
Three ribbons saving,
Two main survivors,
And a Tyrant chasing after me!  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:46 pm
Biohazard EXTREME
Would Winter Zombieland be better? On the count of the movie that came out? I have a feeling that Zombieland is gonna become a household phrase among zombie fans.

Here's my 12 days. It should be read from the bottom up, but for the sake of saving space, here's what the LAST verse would be:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Umbrella gave to me...

Twelve zombies moaning,
Eleven Hunters hunting,
Ten files a-reading,
Nine puzzles solving,
Eight keys unlocking,
Seven herbs a-healing,
Six magnum bullets,
Five minutes left!
Four item boxes,
Three ribbons saving,
Two main survivors,
And a Tyrant chasing after me!


haha that was awesome Bio. and yeah Zombieland is much better. ill change that real quick :3  

ElenaMason

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