Vending Machine game

[The Mage of Space]

You obtain a copy of Aquaman the game! *dun dun dun duuuuuuuun!*

*inserts 8-sided coin*  

[delbosque]

((Ooh, what system does that play on?))  

[Jasae Bushae]

*brett recieves an eight sided dollar*

dont spent it all in one eiths of a place 3nodding

*inserts coin*  

[Faulty Ambition]

I wish I had a reason
My flaws are open season

-Jasae recieves "1 Mod Glare, earn a free Rebellion if you send them all in with 17 Proofs of Purchases~!"-

-inserts dark and gloomy coin-

For this I gave up trying
One good turn deserves my dying

 

[Jasae Bushae]

evil recieves one cowed muse

*insert coin*  

[delbosque]

Jasae receives...
a really soft plushie churtle!
(chicken-turtle, Viva invented them. *nods*)

*throws coins at vending machine until one gets in the slot*  

[The Mage of Space]

You got...The Red Ring of Death! *dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuun!* Oh, durn. Check your game consoles and computers, it might be contaigious.

*stuffs a stop sign into the coin slot*  

[delbosque]

Brett obtains...
Blue-rhinestone-studded dragon collar!!
Made of extremely stretchy material that can accommodate all sizes of dragon necks!

*puts invisible coin in the machine*  

[delbosque]

Bosque obtains...
a campaign button reading:
"Ticken '08"
And she then proceeds to put the button into the coin slot of the vending machine.
xd  

[Marsel_lilas]

Delbosque recieves a safety pin that should have gone with that button

*inserts coin*  

[Furi Kuri kun]

Marsel_lilas recieves a rickenbacker 4001....YAY

*inserts coin*  

[delbosque]

Furi Kuri Kun receives...
A freshly-tanned polar bear skin rug!
Ooh, it smells good...

*inserts brand-new-shiny Alaska quarter*  

[SuperNerdyNate]

delbosque receives a snowball made of pure ice-age snow. best find a freezers quick before it melts

*inserts a peso*  

[delbosque]

*puts snowball in a walk-in freezer, then is arrested for trespassing*

superdog receives a little travel size checkers set!

*inserts silver dollar*  

[SuperNerdyNate]

delbosque receives a penny that is worth less than it costs to make. what a rip off

*inserts a checker piece from the poorly built set*