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My dad's side of teh family is a bit care-free but strictly traditional while my mother's side tends to be the side that's always looking at my faults and having that sudden URGE to correct them...-.-

†It's funny that nobody voted no†

well when I am mad my mom will come over and sit down right beside me and stair at me.... I can't help but smile and laugh because she wont let me be mad.

My mom tends to blame me for everything, even if I didn't do it, and my sister insists on having my undivided attention whenever she demands it. The only one I really get along with is my dad, and that's because he's awesome.
I'm the baby of the family, but, I was raised as though I was all three siblings. Baby, middle, and eldest. p:

I have to babysit my seven-year-old cousin a lot... 'Nuff said, but I'll go further.

One time while everyone was gone, just me 'n her... I left her in the living room to watch her stupid Disney channel Hannah Montana crap for a half hour. When I went to check on her... I noticed the bathtub was about two inches full of baby powder. I made my way down the powdered hallway into the powdered living room and saw all the powdered furniture. She said she got bored.
It was a long hour of cleaning... Suprisingly I never 'told' on her.

My aunt ruins jokes on a daily basis. She's blonde. She can't help it. I might make a small joke with my grandfather, and she'll drag it on until it is no longer relevant to anything, complete with stuttering.

My grandmother forbids me to shoot things with my BB gun.

My other aunt yells and curses with burning rage at the smallest, most insignifigant mistakes or mishaps.

My grandfather saves his farts for me.

My cats like to knock things off shelves for the hell of it, and dig their claws into me when they're happy.

My family bothers me.

Split up emo