Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

*Busts a gut laugthing at the last one.*

Claire: What does HUNK stand for?
HUNK: Hiding under nothing kool.
Claire: You do know that cool is spelled with a C right?
HUNK: SHE'S ONTO ME!! *Hides under Brad's desk.*  

[Kobo-chan]

*Jill encounters a zombie for the first time*

Jill: Lyke, omg~ Your make up is totally wicked!

*Wesker confronts a zombie groaning*

Wesker: Like these shades, huh? Yeah, yeah! Is your name Susan, or what~? Let's go out sometime - I'll cheat on ya. Alrighty-then!

[[By the way, how -would- you say 'omg' in actual English? /Oohm-mmgh/ ? Or do you actually say the whole letters separately?]]  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Kobo-chan

*Jill encounters a zombie for the first time*

Jill: Lyke, omg~ Your make up is totally wicked!

*Wesker confronts a zombie groaning*

Wesker: Like these shades, huh? Yeah, yeah! Is your name Susan, or what~? Let's go out sometime - I'll cheat on ya. Alrighty-then!

[[By the way, how -would- you say 'omg' in actual English? /Oohm-mmgh/ ? Or do you actually say the whole letters separately?]]

It's almost always pronounced as the letters, which comes out as "oh-em-gee."  

[Kobo-chan]

Lol I figured. Some of my friends always pronounce it like that. Others go like 'Omhgh' Wtf lol?  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Wesker just smacked Chris across the room.
Wesker: And that is the proper form of the oh so famous 'b***h slap'  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wesker smacks Chris across the room.

Wesker: Chris! This... This is my pimp hand! Understand!?  

[NotteRequiem]

Jack Krauser, walking in a circle, looking frustrated:

"You know something? What good is this stupid arm if I can't even scratch my back with it?!!"  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

*laughs at both of the last ones.*

Wesker holds Claire in a hold.

Wesker: Chris, I have some unfortunate news... Claire is pregnant, with my mutant child.
Chris: NUUUUUUUU!!!!!!  

[Kobo-chan]

Barry: Jill, you investigate that scary-looking room with thirty zombies and blood all over with your handgun; while Wesker, Chris, and I will go to the kitchen where it's totally safe and filled with food for us to eat with our big-a** guns.

Jill: Okay. *suddenly pulls out her knife and goes in room*  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

I'm gonna add on to Kobo Chan's.

Wesker: She'll be fine.
Chris: You think so?
Barry: Well, we could always use a Jill snadwhich...
All: *Laughs*  

[tj888334]

wesker- "it's okay ada, you can take your time retrieving the sample." lol  

[JeffesinFerre]

Jill: "That doesn't answer my question, Brad...Why the hell did you leave us there?!"

Brad: "Uhh....umm....Well I uhh..."


Jill: "We could have DIED!!! Most of us DID!!"


Brad: "But Jill, I-!"


(while walking away)

Jill: "Aw go ******** your mother...!"  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Barry, Wesker and Chris make it into the mansion. Jill was no where to be seen. Eventually things happened. This is what the characters would NOT say:

Barry: "You were almost a Chris sandwich!"


Chris: "Yeah... It's dead... But... Richard... He's... Gone...
Barry starts crying.


Barry in caves: "Chris! You're alive! I was worried because I thought you were..."
He points the gun.
Chris: "Barry! I didn't wanna do it, believe me! I can explain!"
Barry: "Umm... That's my line.."
Chris: "Ah, just roll with it."  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Annette after seeing Birkin's transformed state.

Annette: JESUS CHRIST!! I MARRIED THAT ******** UGLY a** SON OF A b***h?  

[JeffesinFerre]

*Large Saddler statue begins to move*

Leon: "Metal Gear!?" It can't be!"

*Turns radio on*

Leon: "Hunnigan....Metal Gear is active...!"