Bring out the inner thief in you!

[Moonracer]

*Throws mud covering your shades so you can't see then makes off with your pitchfork when you put it down to clean your glasses.*

(Sephiroth is hot yes, but you want me distracted put up a naked picture of Vincent. ^_~ *chuckles*)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(LOL, vincent it is then)

Pushes you into quick sand and runs off with your green vest.  

[Moonracer]

(Yay!!! *drools*)

*Grabs a hold of your tale seeing naked Vincent run off to get on clothes your tale is ripped off as I give chase after Vincent, while still holding your tale.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*drops naked versions of ALL your favorate Bishōnen right in front of you so I can cut off your horns and run away*  

[Moonracer]

*Goes brain dead happy and gives chase after all of them. They all in turn run for their lives to keep their virtue and trample you as I run by your hat sticks to my foot so I there for steal it as I run after them.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(that's a silly way to steal something)

*drops the moon on you and runs off with your jacket*  

[Moonracer]

(*giggles* Why thank you glad you liked that. ^_^ Hope it amused you too. ^_~)

*Mourns the loss of my moon grabs it and bashes you over the head with it once again mourning the loss of my moon which is now in many pieces then makes off with your coat happy as a lark.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Stabs you with a giant pole I carved from your tree and runs off with the flower from your head.  

[Moonracer]

*Sends my crazy turtle after you which your dragon eats but it gets stuck part way down and your dragon starts choking. I then come up looking like a vet and get the turtle out helping it but then fling dragon over my shoulder and run off with it giggling.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

I caste a spell, making my dragon 10 times bigger so it crushes you to the ground - then I reach down, grab your green armor and run off. (lol, now you're naked)  

[Moonracer]

*Runs around screaming* I'm free I'm free!!! *my pale skin blinding people become someone stole my armor. Someone steels your hat and uses it to cover my chest. I hold it in place and prance off.* (*laughs* And I'm having way to much fun with that. lol)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a flamethrower to set you on fire, and steels your turtle while you're distacted.
(that's ok, it was funny)  

[Moonracer]

*The flames melt off the human disguise I was wearing and a nasty demon is standing there with a smirk. Snapping my fingers my "thugs" which are actually demonic minions, come up and tare you apart then hand me your pitchfork and I walk off happily.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(after reforming) I cast a HOLY SPELL, and while you're distracted, I capture your demon friend and take off.  

[Moonracer]

*After my eyes focus again I scream* My lover!!! *Then I hurl my briefcase at you nailing you upside the head sending you feet over head and then come up free my demon "friend" then he hands me your shades to protect me from further Holy Spells then I pick up my briefcase and head off with a smile.*