Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Sielent]

Granted. But it's burnt.

I wish people would mind their own business!  

[Zahzi]

Granted. NOW NOBODY CARES.

I wish for a knife!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. I give you your knife by stabbing you in the kidney.

I wish it would snow forever.  

[Sielent]

Granted. We all die from too much snow.

I wish I had a cup that never ran out of Orange juice. 4laugh  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But it DROWNS YOU!!

I wish my I hadn't eaten too much.....  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. You now eat so little you're always REALLY hungry.

I wish I had a clone to do all my work.  

[Sielent]

Granted. But the clone soon gives into it's lazy tendencies.

I wish the stupid radio would work.  

[Zahzi]

Granted, but you're stuck with COUNTRY!

I wish for a headache pill...  

[Sielent]

Granted. It's called a punch to the head.

I wish this class was over.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. ONTO THE NEXT EVEN MORE BORING CLASS!

I wish my toes weren't cold.  

[Sielent]

HAHAHA! I didn't have another class >3

Granted! Look! No more toes!!

I wish some new role plays would start or I was creative enough to start my own...  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But no one posts!

I wish for ICE CREAM!  

[Sielent]

Granted. It's all melted and old.

I wish for an extra bed.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But an old creepy hobo sleeps in all the time.

I wish my computer ran faster.  

[Zahzi]

Granted, but then it decides humans should die.
YOU STARTED THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE, DAMMIT!!

I wish for a knife..