Corrupt a Wish

[emo coon]

granted,though you kill all your opponents and go to prison for murder


i wish nothing bad would ever happen to anyone ^^  

[Kitt_Beesley]

granted but before that happens everyone goes through Armageddon

i wish i could regenerate like wolverine  

[emo coon]

granted though you can't control the regeneration and you keep on regenerating getting bigger and bigger,eventually you get so big that you're bigger then the universe and you suffocate and die cause there's no air in outer space XD



i wish i had every item that gaia has to offer ^^  

[King Geek]

Granted, you get hacked.

I wish the Invader Zim movie had been finished.  

[L Ahkmill]

Granted, but there is a distinct lack of Gir.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[00Shoe]

Granted, but it is one of those little plastic ponies.

I wish I could go to a Therion show.  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted, you get to stare at the constellation Lupus (Therion to the Greeks) for three hours tonight.

I wish I could've corrupted that pony wish. I was totally imagining a little pink plastic My Little Pony.  

[emo coon]

granted though instead of it being a "my little pony" it's an "Apocalypse pony" and everyone gets the black plague razz


i wish there was no way at all to corrupt my wish XD  

[FabulousNerd]

Okay. But that's the only wish you get.

I wish my dorm wasn't so loud.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but now there is an eerie silence all the time.

I wish I could have the day off tomorrow.  

[00Shoe]

Granted but you have nothing to do all day. What a waste.

I wish people wouldn't invite themselves over for lunch.  

[Kitt_Beesley]

granted you become lunch and are eaten at their place

i wish cops weren't douche bags  

[emo coon]

granted,they're not douche bags any more,now they're pigs XD


i wish i cold have some real wishes come true  

[00Shoe]

Granted but what could you possible wish for?

I wish no one online spoke with acronyms.  

[emo coon]

granted,now everyone talks with synonyms XD



i wish that i could speak Japanese AND English razz