Where Ghost Dwells

[KeJoRo]

No! You maniac! It's too dangerous!

*Salsa-dancing priests merge with the conga'ing zombies to create the abomination of a conga line of undead priests moving in ways reminiscent of a slasa dance*  

[NaniSeraphina]

grab's the lady arm
-gets out of the conga line- redface people r staring
the word hooter doesnt remind me of somthini
i have not lied
and i will leave  

[Gresley Toombs]

You can come stay in my new house.

-gasp-

SLEEPOVER!! Everyone's invited! Bring snacks and condoms board games!!
Just remember to lock the door when you guys come in. Don't want any salsa-conga'ing priests to get inside.  

[KeJoRo]

Too late! One of them is already cooking breakfast! D:  

[Gresley Toombs]

DAMMIT!! How do we shoo a priest?  

[NaniSeraphina]

if i spray tainted holy water on him will he go away?  

[Gresley Toombs]

Probably. Maybe if it's so tainted that not even Satan would drink it.
Maybe if we all do some horrible sin near him, he'll think we're all demons and either run away or try to set us on the right path or something.  

[KeJoRo]

Worse. He's an undead priest.

I literally have no idea what would repel that...  

[Gresley Toombs]

Oooh! I have an idea!
Why don't we chop off his head and ship it to Norway; then he'll have to go find it.
Or...we could just burn him. Ashes aren't much of a bother, right?  

[NaniSeraphina]

UQH GO AWAY PRIEST
-starts cutting away with a chainsaw-  

[Taigamma]

Where's a nuke when you need one?

...Oh yeah. *has a nuke*

How do you work this thing? *reads instruction manual*  

[Gresley Toombs]

Just hit it with a hammer.  

[Taigamma]

Sounds good to me. *hits tip with a hammer*

 

[Gresley Toombs]

Dalcain

Sounds good to me. *hits tip with a hammer*
*image snip*

*coughs*

Well, at least the priest is gone...along with the rest of the house.  

[Taigamma]

Gresley Toombs

Dalcain

Sounds good to me. *hits tip with a hammer*
*image snip*

*coughs*

Well, at least the priest is gone...along with the rest of the house.

The priest cannot be stopped. He is undead and unholy.