AAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRSSSSHHHIIIIIIIIP

[Taigamma]

*Cures Bruce Lee of his zombieness and grants both demigod powers*

Now this is the ultimate battle!  

[So Zetta SIow]

Holy cow run away while they fight, this place is about to give place for Super Sayian Chuck Norris vs, Super Sayian Bruce Lee. :O In the end, there can be only one.  

[Taigamma]

Indeed...

*The two collide, leaving only one standing*

What the? NO!

*Perfectly Inelastic Collision*

Bruce Norris? Chuck Lee? Bruck Leeris? Chuce Norlee?

Their new form is too unstable.

*Jesus comes down and fuses with them.*

No...It can't be!

 

[KeJoRo]

*Kenshiro proceeds to be the very best, like no-one ever was. To kick their arses is his real test, to kill them is his cause.He will travel across the universe, searching far and wide. Each opponent, to understand, how easily they fall. Kenshiro! Gotta beat 'em all!*  

[Equinoxious]

*hides under a rock*  

[Taigamma]

Dear God...what have I done?  

[KeJoRo]

You've caused the incredibly slow, one-at-a-time destruction of every living thing in the universe, that's what!

Of course, by incredibly slow, I mean he kills incredibly quickly, but still, it takes time to duel EVERYTHING in the universe.  

[So Zetta SIow]

*Kenshiro fires lazar* Actually... -everything explodes-  

[KeJoRo]

Hmm, I thought he was interested in being the very best, like no-one ever was?

Can't be the very best if you simply blow everything up, you've gotta duel 'em.  

[Taigamma]

But isn't his goal still accomplished? He just defeated and killed everyone in a single attack. I'm pretty sure he's the best now.  

[KeJoRo]

Hmm...

*Mulls over this over a glass of mulled wine*

*Realises he doesn't actually like mulled wine and only used it for a second use of the word "mull"*

*Grabs a John Smith's*  

[Taigamma]

*Recreates his existence*

Ascension, the way to awesomeness.  

[KeJoRo]

*Was sitting on a cloud, unharmed, while all the ruckus was going on*  

[So Zetta SIow]

*Body reconstructs*

Lucky...I still have my Taboo Body back up...thank goodness that I had that Taboo Refinery Sigil.
Though my hair is still wet. *shakes hair*

Thats better.  

[KeJoRo]

*Falls from cloud and lands on Runner*