Why did the avi above you go to prison?

[Delightfully Evil LordM]

For not wiping the blood off your sword  

[Aquamere]

for killing ponies  

[Moondancer883]

for doing an illegal experiment to make man-made hurricanes  

[Delightfully Evil LordM]

For Rick Rolling aliens  

[Aquamere]

for stealing babies and selling them on ebay  

[Flame2062]

Ate a potato  

[Aquamere]

for poisoning people  

[anonymous trickster]

being a canibal  

[T4NGO]

Conjugal visit with Hitler's grandson.  

[Aquamere]

for eating the brains of dead animals  

[Delightfully Evil LordM]

For slipping in my rainbow vomit  

[Wamakai]

Loitering with criminal intent rofl  

[eisfjldfkjsdfdl]

For taking my sandwich...

...I don't mind sharing you know...

 

[Delightfully Evil LordM]

For wearing shoes at the sock hop