THE NONSENSE STORE {now hiring!}

[Ydna Wolf]

-watches everyone and thing-

 

[xXtommybearXx]

*Appears behind Wolf* Still waiting on a reply on my application.  

[Ydna Wolf]

-glances at- I thought I already did rolleyes Whatever sure you can -yawns watching things escape-

 

[Cognitohazard]

*programs meeeeeelk display to follow Jin around the store*

*gets her suit of armor ready for black friday*  

[Ydna Wolf]

-get guns fully loaded and tasers fully charged-

 

[xXtommybearXx]

*Spit-shining laser* Kinda quiet in here.  

[Gresley Toombs]

gaia_nitemareleft NONSENSE STORE NEWS! gaia_nitemareright

Don't watch the entire video if you get bored easily!

Announcing the completion of The Nonsense Store's newest bits of awesomeness!
Animusic installations! One for each wing, the Center Atrium, and the Beyond Area! Each are located on the second floor of their respective wings (except the one in the Center Atrium).

The installation in the West Wing is called Resonant Chamber!
It's a chamber with this mechanical fusing of several string instruments!

The East Wing's Animusic installation is called Pipe Dream!
It's a pipe music machine! That's the only way I can really describe it!

The North Wing's installation is called Fiber Bundles! It's located on the shores of the Bioluminescent River!
It's made of plants! Very appropriate, I think.

The one in the Center Atrium is called Cathedral Pictures! Oooooh! (skip ahead to 3:34 for summarized epicness)
It plays songs at noon and midnight in place of the chiming of the Clock of Tick Tock at those times. It's my favorite.

And lastly, the one floating about in the Beyond Area is called Starship Groove!
That one's pretty nifty! It's manned by a family of robot-things! It also has a tendency to leave the beyond area and float around the North Wing, so watch out!


On a slightly different note, I'm creating new job positions! 'Mechanics'.
We'll need them to not only maintain these new instillations but the also maintain the Clock, golf carts, NonsenseTrains, and the Test Cars as well.
I will serve as head of the Mechanics, but we may need more than one as more ridiculous things are introduced to the store!  

[Gresley Toombs]

*turns on snow machines, sets to 'blizzard'* ninja  

[Cognitohazard]

No, the new installations are NOT for sale! *customer looks upset and leaves*

Pfft, it would take forever to get one to his house anyway...  

[Gresley Toombs]

-SMASH- *sploosh, shlop, gurgle, plip*

*over intercom* Spill in Aisle....551 - 600. o_O

EDIT: Oh yeah, and I found HD videos of the Animusic stuff, so watch those. Their links have been updated.

gaia_nitemareleft WE NEED A STORE SANTA gaia_nitemareright

Not to mention elves, a tree, and all sorts of decorations that cater to all the winter holidays!
So far...we've got tinsel. And snow machines that'll occasionally set forth blizzards upon the holiday shoppers.  

[Ydna Wolf]

-looks around quiet store-