Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Haromi]

okay, you get your VMW. but everyone else who owns a BMW laughs at you.


I wish thousands of bats would come my rescue! heart rofl 4laugh  

[t0shi0]

Granted, when you are recued they eat you.
I wish I was invisible. o_O  

[Syeori]

Granted, but everyone else in the world goes invisible too and no one can see each other.

I wish i could finish my quest.

 

[wiim]

Granted! From this day forward, you will finish your quest in 2 years 4 months and 11 days.


I wish the Romani Dress Shoes Black and Gray weren't the same colour. sweatdrop  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted, pink has been added and a hole appears in one of the shoes.
I wish for to poke Todo in the eye until I'm bored.  

[paulatcha]

Granted. razz Except you lose your poking finger in the process. XD  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Paula forgot to make a wish. wink
I wish for a cure for cancer.  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then AIDs mutates and becomes absolutely unstoppable.

I wish to have the most gaia gold in the entire site.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you get hacked by me a friend of mine and lose it all.. and have to start from peasant's clothes again..

I wish for some shoes (minus holes) o_0  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted, but then the shoes eat all the other pieces of clothing you have.

I wish for a pet fox (that can't eat or harm me xd )  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

xd Granted, but then it touched t0shi0 and becomes invisible and you never see it again in your life

I wish for a broken ruler.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but the fix-it fairy comes and fixed it.
I wish to end war. (Not really sure why o_O)  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but you start Famine, Pestilence and Death. Not to mention Kaos.

I wish for an angelic pendant!  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted but the next day your account gets banned on gaia.
I wish for world starvation. 3nodding  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then the world gets diseased into the bargain. Two for the price of one, see? Savvveeeyyy!! (ahaha going Jack Sparrow style crazey)

Ahem.

I wish for an unbreakable promise to be made to me from a friend that they will always be loyal.