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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:33 am
Oh goody. twisted
Dx
SPARKLES HAS MINTO'S ART IN HER SIGGY!!! -glompglomp-
Does badass friend have a nickname too? surprised If not, then he shall be.... SPUD.
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:20 pm
hello everyone. I'll finish the rest of meh script as soon as I eat these breadsticks
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:25 pm
Teh full script p0wnd j00
Arks LOOOOOONG Night, Written by ginky and Max
Ark: (dramatically) remember Kerrigan, Remember!
Kerry: Now, what was I supposed to remember again? *flashback to five minutes ago*
Ark: Remember kerrigan, I need a lot of sleep tonight cuz the hampster sale starts tomorrow at 6 in the morning, so don't bother me unless you are dying, and then only if it's a respiratory disease or a stomach problem.
Kerrigan: Ooookay!
*the present*
Kerrigan: OH yeah, that's right. ... (whispering) Ark! Ark! (yelling) ARK THE FLYING MONKEYS ARE BACK!
Ark: WHAT WHERE!
Kerrigan: False alarm...
Ark: Oh... oh well. Anyway... whaddya want?
Kerrigan: Ark, I'm hungry.
Ark: Go ask Sal, I need some sleep
Kerry: I can't ask sal, he burns everything. And besides, I can't bother him. It's on my contract.
Ark: You have a contract? A contract for what?
Kerry: I invested with his company. I get 50% profit! as long as I don't bother him while he makes an idiot of himself on public TV.
Ark: Sal has a company?
Kerry: Yeah! He makes 4 types of dinner forks!
Ark (holding up dinner forks): Made... by.... sal... that they do. (Throws the backwards and hits Sal who screams in agony) Anyway, here's a muffin... (goes back to sleep)
Kerry: Ark... Ark... ARK THE EVIL MONKEYS ARE HERE FOR REAL THIS TIME!
Ark: WHAT?! WHERE!?
Kerry: False alarm...
Ark: OH... darn it! I need to give those evil monkeys what they deserve... anyway, what do you need.
Kerry: I need to have some orange juice. I can't just eat a muffin by itself!
Ark: Well... go use our orange juice!
Kerry: I can't! It's... (whispering as if scared) It's... HAUNTED!
Ark: How can it be haunted!
Kerry: It's got arms and legs and dances! (pulls out orange juice and the orange juice dances to the Peanut Butter Jelly Time! song)
Ark: Oh... I see your point. Well, go ask Senya.
Kerry: She's fighting Nightmare.
Ark: Well, go ask Nightmare to take a poop!
Kerry: Ok. He hasn't in like 8000 years, but whatever.
Ark: That's the spirit!
Kerry: Hey, Nightmare!
Nightmare: What? I'm, fighting Senya!
Kerry: Go take a poop!
Nightmare: Ok, I haven't in like 8000 years, but whatever. (goes off, sits on toilet and makes squinchy face)
Kerry: Ok, so I told him to take a poop.
Ark: Now go ask Senya to give you some Orange Juice.
Kerry: Senya's allergic to orange juice.
Ark: Since when?
Kerry: Since 5 minutes ago when I read the script. (holds up script with: "Senya's allergic to Orange Jucie" written on it)
Ark: Oh... Well, go to the store and buy some Orange Juice!
Kerry: We live in the middle of no where. It's 8 miles to the grocery store.
Ark: Walk!
Kerry: I'm not allowed outside without an escort. Remember last time?
Ark: Oh yeah... there was the stabbing, and the oranges, and the crying and the muffins... Why do you always kill those who bring us citrusy fruits!
Kerry: I don't know...
Ark: Call a taxi!
Kerry: I can't, last time we called a taxi, I made him run over an orange man.
Ark: You anc killing those who bring us citrusy fruits!
Kerry: AAGH!
Ark: Fine, I'll drive you there...
*five minutes later*
(Ark is almost falling asleep at the wheel, does and crashes into a tree) THE END!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:28 pm
Haha! I loved it!
"Why do you always kill those who bring us citrusy fruits?!"
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:37 pm
lol... my friends and I have too much freetime.
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:10 pm
XDDDD
Ark... Can't beat him...
But I can't but feel that he should have a bit more Ark charm... It's hard to explain, but I dunno.
It needs a bit more Ark charm. That's the best I can put it. blaugh blaugh heart heart domokun domokun pirate rofl ninja whee sweatdrop sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:15 pm
eyup! ^^ so... I'm bored out of meh mind right now...
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:17 pm
ugh..went to chapters,but it didn't open till 11. So had to wait 45 minutes in star bucks,sititng around and taking a nap..
..then I've been studying non-stop..ugh..sciecne I don't get it.
went to a friends house for pizza..
..came back,study some more..now..I'm gonna watch the rest of Memoirs of a Geisha..*w00ts*
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:19 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:27 pm
weeeeee im gonna get art from winnie the pooo
yayyyyy
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:29 pm
Joy-sama ordered teh artsies?! Yaaaaaaaaay!
Minto/Winnie the Poo here is going to get a new haircut. cool
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:30 pm
hmm..
now I need to save up..to get more art..
..I wonder if it will double..if theres two people..hmm..
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:31 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:33 pm
haha no no..for another artist,just my mumblings XD
off Joy goes to study moar and watch Memoirs of a Geshia..*w00ts*
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