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((~Kagura gets kicked in the head by a horse, dealing massive brain damage and head trauma~
WHERE THE HELL DID A HORSE COME FROM!?
Oh right, there are no horses on your airship~ That made me laugh so hard xD))

Duri nodded, "I agree, I have a really bad feeling.."
"Don't say that! You're cursing us!" Key waved his hands infront of his face. "I'm not gonna fall fifteen feet again!"

((I got that one too.. It kinda made me think for a little while..
Me: How WOULD they react... hmm.....
That huge anthill gives me the creeps now.. I will never @#$% with it again...))

Duri let out a bored yawn, he thought about something exciting to keep him awake.
"I hate boring moments.. Something had better happen right #$%@ing now..." He grumbled, they drove out of the forest and into a clearing.

((Its times like this where the Mercs ususually show up with some comedic act... -.- I'm not sure if I wanna use them right now.))

((Y'know what? I have a feeling that we're getting close to the end, so meh. Something comedic would help right now ^^))

Duri took his eyes away from the road to check the time for a moment, it was still pretty early, before noon. When he brought his eye back up there were two people on a cow directly infont of them, they were wearing helmets so their faces couldn't be seen.
"STOP the car!" Key screammed, at the same time Duri yelled in shock.
"Holy #@$&#xin;g $@#&!" The man on the cow shouted, pointing at the car, Duri slammed on the breaks, but still hit the cow, leaving a large dent in the front of the car and shooting the riders off onto the hood of the car.
"You retard..." The girl mumbled, holding the middle finger up to Duri.
"Okay.. Guys, I'm going to back up now.. and repair the engine.. After we do that... We're going to drive off and pretend this never happened.." He suggested, putting the car into reverse and clapped his hands.
The two seemed to black out from the impact, for they did not move after that, and there wasn't the spasm of death.
Kagura got out of the car, walking over to the cow and haulled it up over her shoulder, humming a tune she went to the trunk and opened it. Chaz was taking a nap in it, she tugged him out and shoved the cow in. Leaving the sleeping Chaz on the ground as she walkked back into the car.
"Now we can go!" She said cheerfully. She didn't care much for Chaz, still holding a grudge for claiming her house.

There was a disturbed look on Key's face, they hit two people riding a cow..
Duri stared back at Chaz, like he was watching a movie.
"Dude.. that's beautiful man.. Kinda like free willy or the incredible hulk.." He threw a thumbs up in the air, putting the car back in drive and pulled off waving to Chaz. "So, what do we do with those two?" Key asked, noticing how the two were still on the hood, seemingly sticking to it.
"I dunno.. maybe we should knock them off and run them over.." He suggested, giving a light shrug. He didn't really like people giving him the finger.

He shrugged, "Well its kinda hard driving with them on. Might as well wake them up.." He stopped gently, getting up and tugged the two off, laying them on the grass. He removed the man's helmet first, revealling the face of Bishop, only with a stream of blood running down the side of his face, Duri gave an unsuprised, unamused look.
"Alright.. Then this must be.." He went ove to the girl and removed he helmet. As fate would have it, it was Mary, who's arms shot up and grabbed Duri's neck, choking him.
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE YO TELL YOU! Keep your eyes on the road!!" She screammed getting to her feet and hurlled Duri down the hill.
"Nice to see you too!!" He shouted, landing with a thud.

((I'm gonna redesign some of the mercs -_- Like Bishop, and Snipe.. Maybe Anna. probably go pic hunting on the web.
Edit: Y'know what? I'm just gonna change their outfits so they're more 'merccy' then go on another avi art hunt to get them all done. -_- Or just pay Ele abunch of cash.
>> I could never afford June))
((Alright, this is what I've got so far. It kinda brings out their personalities rather than just being street clothes.
Mary wore blue when she was younger and less well.. violent. Now she'sall badassed and in black
Bishop's a weird one, I think I captured most of his personality, which you know little about,other than he attracts idiot girls with his looks, and suggests dangerous courses of action. Snipe doesn't have much of a personality, he just looks like your average person. He likes a good joke but doesn't show it. I think this one's good for him. The next two are Anna's mechanic suit and street clothes. She looks pretty normal, because she's not on the battle field much, she's heavy on support and vehicle usage she actually looks like a mechanic now. And with Key.. I just didn't like his hair =_= It was to show that he was scared easily.. and worried alot about things, but he can be very calm and collected so I like this hair better. Brig's the same. I nailled him at first. :/
))

((=_= She charges like.. 60k is her lowest last time I checked. But ofcourse she does have all them effects and what not.
So yeah. I'll probably just use you.))

Mary panted, and limpped over to the car, taking a seat on the hood. She seemed like she had broken a leg on the impact, she tossed her shoe at Bishop, and he got to his feet as well.
"That cow is fake, its Brig and Anna in a costume she created. It was a decoy that we were using while Snipe and Key brought the escort to the nearest town. I swear your all idiots.. This idea is stupid.. this mission is stupid.. Escorting a cow overseas to his goddamn..." She rambled off then went into her pocket letting out a frustrated sigh, she tugged out an MP3 player and hit a button, "Bishop could you get up and help me into the car.."
"Alright.. Alright.. " Bishop got to his feet, surprisingly not showing any signs of harm other than the blood running down his face, he took most of the impact, other than the two people in the cow suit. He lifted Mary and gently sat her down in the back seat, then went over to the trunk to free the two in the cow suit.
"Oww.. The hell hit me.." Anna got out, rubbing her shoulder.
"Thanks for protecting me Brig." She nodded, helping Brig out as well.
"Heh, no problem Anna." he sat on the edge of the trunk, pounding his fists together. "How'd we get in a trunk?" They looked back at the group in the car, with puzzled looks. Anna gave a shrug and rotated her shoulder, it wasn't broken. Just sprainned, along with a few other wounds.
"Anna you alright?" Bishop asked, crossing his arms and shoved up his shades, a lens was cracked but not shattered.
"Yeah, just alittle bangged up."
Duri grumbled, walking back up the hill,
"When I find the weakling who was driving this car.. I'm gonna piledrive them into hell!" Brig got up, and looked around. "Puny runt must've left.." Duri walkked back up the hill, pretending he was there the whole time.
"Hey boss!" Brig waved, "You following us or something!?"
"Uhh... Actually I chased off the guy who jackked the car, held my friends hostage and ran you guys over! So.. yeah. He got away." He sat in the car, closing the driver's door.
"Where's your car?"
"With Snipe and Key, at the next town.. We heard a car coming so we used this plan!"
"Bishop came up with it." Mary grumbled, "Now give us a ride so Key can give me the B.B.R.S..."
"There's not much room here y'know." Duri counter,
"Sure there is!" Brig picked him up, placing him out of the car, then claimmed the driver's seat. Anna and Bishop claimmed the free seats in the back, Mary had her leg sprawlled out over Key and Kagura, not noticing Key.
"....Uhh.. Did you guys get a new Key?" He asked.
"..Who the hell are you." Brig gave him an unamused look, and then shoved Duri away who was trying to get his seat back.
"Where's that June girl anyway?" Mary looked around, "Did Duri break her heart?"
"Hey! My car! I drive!" Duri complained, flailing his arms in the air.
Mary sighed, and brought a finger to her headset, tuning it to Duri's signal and whispered into it.
"...Sit in the trunk or I'll tell Brig who hit us."
"Alright..." He sighed, getting into the trunk and turned quiet.

((.... I don't know....))

Bishop got out of the car once more,
"Hey, there's a girl over there.. She one of yours?"
Duriono peaked his head out of the trunk.
"Yeah, thats June... But how'd she get over there?" He scratched his forehead, and the two approached her.
"That can't be June.." Bishop mumbled, crouching down. "She seems.. too innocent.. I remember her chest being a bit bigger than that.. Minus ten points Duri.. You'll never beat my high score at thiis rate, tsk tsk." He taunted, and began to tap June lightly.
"Hey, wake up."

Bishop recoilled, falling backwards onto his a**.
"I don't know who you are either." He crossed his arms, looking away and over to Duri.
"I've dated young girls, but seriously.. You look like.. eighteen now Boss.. Maybe ya coulda pulled this off when you looked sixteen.. But now its kinda creepy."
"Says the man who dated a highschool freshman.. You're like twenty, right?" Duri then turned his attention back to June, "Uhh.. Well ya see June. This is my friend Bishop, and those guys in the car are my friends" He pointed to the people he was talking about in the order mentioned. "Lets get back to the car so we can hit the road."
"You all hit us in the car.. I saw you all! How'd she get here?" Bishop crossed his arms, standing up now.