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 Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:22 pm
Let me tell you a Story, of an old farmer.
He was plagued by this tanuki, one of the few bad ones, mind you, who was messing up his crops.
One day me managed to catch the beast, and threatened to make soup of him. He asked his wife to keep an eye on him.
The sly critter coaxed the lady into freeing him, only to have it club her to death and turn HER into soup. The tanuki then took on the guise of said wife, and fed that same soup to the poor farmer.
Upon making him aware that he had just eaten that which was his beloved, he was no less distraught.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:22 pm
Shane-Cheshner Zephyrkitty J of The Wind Lady Laundry J of The Wind Lady Laundry I'd think more sadistic. Unless you're the one getting your wound ********, THEN it's masochistic. Ooop, got em mixed up for a sec. Thanks! But now there is a VERY disturbing image implanted in my head. >_< No problem, easy mistake. I only corrected you because it was hilarious to correct someone on such a disturbing subject. wink You are indeed a strange one. The Nintendo Cult: Where everyone has crazy fetishes. Dude, did you see that car made of ******** sexy. Psssh, thats nothing. Did you see that Ear made of CARS? I'd hit that.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:23 pm
Zephyrkitty Harusame Mizukishi There aren't many items between 10-25k that appeal to me... =/
Also, I don't have a crazy fetish... What? You weirdo.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:24 pm
TtheHero Let me tell you a Story, of an old farmer.
He was plagued by this tanuki, one of the few bad ones, mind you, who was messing up his crops.
One day me managed to catch the beast, and threatened to make soup of him. He asked his wife to keep an eye on him.
The sly critter coaxed the lady into freeing him, only to have it club her to death and turn HER into soup. The tanuki then took on the guise of said wife, and fed that same soup to the poor farmer.
Upon making him aware that he had just eaten that which was his beloved, he was no less distraught. Thats... Horrible! D: Did the farmer shoot the Tanuki and feed it to his cat? P:
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:25 pm
I am not into vore sexually, but I would very much like to eat somebody out of pure meanness. Especially the throat area. If I could have venom teeth for a day, Or jaws from 007.
EDIT: No ******** eating, I want to spit acid on somebody like the spitter.
EDIT: No I want to dive off a building and hit somebody at terminal velocity.
Yeah, nobody would ******** with me again, especially if I did that last one.
EDIT: I found my crazy quirk(not fetish since it isn't sexual.) I imagine killing people a lot.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:32 pm
J of The Wind TtheHero Let me tell you a Story, of an old farmer.
He was plagued by this tanuki, one of the few bad ones, mind you, who was messing up his crops.
One day me managed to catch the beast, and threatened to make soup of him. He asked his wife to keep an eye on him.
The sly critter coaxed the lady into freeing him, only to have it club her to death and turn HER into soup. The tanuki then took on the guise of said wife, and fed that same soup to the poor farmer.
Upon making him aware that he had just eaten that which was his beloved, he was no less distraught. Thats... Horrible! D: Did the farmer shoot the Tanuki and feed it to his cat? P:
As the poor man grieved, a rabbit, a neighbor of his visited, and was made aware of the terrible happenings. The rabbit swore to helpe him avenge the wife and make the tanuki pay.
So he encountered the tanuki, pretending to be his friend. One day they went to gather firewood, and as the tanuki walked ahead of the rabbit, carriying a bundle of wood, the rabbit set it alight.
The tanuki did not suspect this at al, and soon found it to be ablaze, thus getting his back burned.
To "help" alleviate this the rabbit used ointment on his burns that did work, but burned like hell. (he mixed peppers into it)
Another day he and the tanuki went fishing. The rabbit had a wooden boat, whereas he gave the unsuspecting tanuki a boat made of clay.
the tanuki did not suspect this, not being a boating buff, and they went on the water. As expected the clay boat began to break up. The rabbit then revealed that this was payback for his vile deed.
And so the tanuki drowned.
The rabbit told the old farmer that the deed was done, and the farmer gladly let the rabbit live with him in peace.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:33 pm
So T was drowned by his own rabbit.... huh... it all makes sense now.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:34 pm
Regulust So T was drowned by his own rabbit.... huh... it all makes sense now.
Never would I do such terrible deeds.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:34 pm
That rabbit is a master of torture. Peppers into a burn and a clay boat.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:37 pm
So... Vengence is the answer!
Hooray for applicable morals! blaugh
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:38 pm
J of The Wind So... Vengence is the answer! Hooray for applicable morals! blaugh Definitely a moral I can get behind.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:39 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:40 pm
I love some of Aesop's fables. There is one about a work horse that is basically like, ******** country, I am not gonna fight because no matter who is in charge I am still a worker.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:40 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:41 pm
Harusame Mizukishi Zephyrkitty Harusame Mizukishi There aren't many items between 10-25k that appeal to me... =/
Also, I don't have a crazy fetish... What? You weirdo.
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